Know all about RWL

Started by Abby The Rat, March 14, 2003, 03:38:03 PM

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Abby The Rat

 If you been checking out the Newbie Classes, you know that it hasn't gotten all serious..
Not around, please ignore.

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Holby

 Yeah, just checked it then. Very newbiesh a lot of those posts.
I believe you should find yourself a better classroom.
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Abby The Rat

 ~Langhs~ If I did, it will be filled with oldbies..
Not around, please ignore.

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Holby

 You could all reminisce (spelling?) about the good ol' times. :rolleyes:  
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Abby The Rat

 Hmm..

So no one is going to test my knowlege of RWL  servers and stuff?
Not around, please ignore.

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Holby

 Knowledge of the game? Um, let see...
How many weasels do you need to break 1,356,067 weasels in a bombardment?
I will not deleted this

 How much money should you be making every turn?
Hmmm... I wonder if I could be counted as an oldbie yet...

calria

 *twirls*

Yes, Holbs, it's not as fun if you can't spam to your heart's content. We should have a new board on here called the "Spam and Cheese Sandwich" for spamming, cheese, and silliness... *ponders*

TSR

 Jeopardy, an instructional read for newbies. I left out the break.

Host: Welcome to Jeopardy. Topics: RWL, Cheese, TSR, Forums, "S", and Parodies.
Host: Players are Adam, Barney, and Carl.
A: Cheese for 200 please.
Host: Who started cheese?
A: Who is Shael?
Host: Wrong, next person.
B: Who is Coolclaw?
Host: Correct, 200 dollars.
B: Cheese for 400.
Host: What verb would describe how cheesing started?
B: What is stealing?
Host: Correct!
B: Cheese for 600!
Host: What does "Cafi" stand for?
B: Um, Cheese After ... um...
Host: Wrong. It stands for CAFIPUBEC.
B: Aww....
Host: Next person, please.
C: Cheese for 800, please.
Host: What does CAFIPUBEC stand for?
C: What is CAmpaign that Forgot Its PUrpose But Eats Cheese?
Host: Good!
C: Cheese for 1000, please.
Host: Who designed the Cafi logo?
C: Who is Ashyra Nightwing?
Host: Wrong. Anyone else?
A: Who is Holby?
Host: Yes, correct! Next player?
A: RWL for 200.
Host: What is the species with the highest offensive power?
A: What is the skiff?
Host: Correct!
A: RWL for 400.
Host: Who did most of the coding for DEX?
A: Who is Retto?
Host: Correct.
A: RWL for 600 please.
Host: What does DEX stand for?
A: What is Dark Empires ... um... eXpansion?
Host: Very good!
A: RWL for 800.
Host: What is the special ability of the Marten race?
A: What is gold-miner?
Host: Correct!
A: RWL for 1000, please.
Host: Who was the warlord with number 7 on the old server?
A: Klamath.
Host: The correct answer is actually "Aurelia Corps", but since Klamath lead that horde, we'll give it to you.
A: *relieved* Thanks. RWL for 1200 please.
Host: Who was the first RWL player, a single-digiter, who deleted because she felt the game was boring?
A: Who is ...um... griever?
Host: Correct!
A: Parodies for 200.
Host: Who had the original idea for CWL, Cheese Warlords?
A: Who is Shael?
Host: Wrong. Beatles had the idea.
A: Aww...
B: Forums for 200, please.
Host: Who was the first person to hit 1000 posts on the old boards?
B: Who is Klamath?
Host: Incorrect. Beatles reached the title first.
C: Forums for 400, please.
Host: What was Beatles' title upon reaching 1000 posts?
C: What is "Official Forum Loud-Mouth"?
Host: Correct.
C: Forums for 600, please.
Host: Who was the original first place in post count, who later slipped to third on the old boards?
C: Who is Shael?
Host: Correct.
C: Forums for 800, please.
Host: On what baords did Cheese begin?
C: What is Role-Playing?
Host: Correct.
C: Forums for 1000 please.
Host: On whose idea were the News forums created?
C: Who is Badbranch?
Host: Correct, very good. And he was later banned for profanity.
C: Forums for 1200 please.
Host: What was the first alias of "Badbranch"?
C: What is martin91?
Host: Correct!
C: "S" for 200 please.
Host: What was the name of the first emperor?
C: Who is Stormclaw?
Host: Right-o.
C: "S" for 400, please.
Host: What was the name of the second emperor?
C: Uh.. um... that is...
Host: Time up. He was called "Spigot".
A: Cheese for 1200, please.
Host: Who designed the Cafi website?
A: Who is Beatles?
Host: Correct.
A: TSR for 200, please.
Host: Who had the original idea for TSR?
A: Who is Karlin?
Host: Karlin the Warrior is the full title, but we'll give it to you.
A: Thanks. TSR for 400, please.
Host: Who did most of the coding for TSR?
A: Who is TJ Boggs?
Host: Incorrect. Beatles did. TJ Boggs was the first admin, but was disabled amid a flurry of confusion.
B: Parodies for 400, please.
Host: Who thought of College Warlords?
B: Who is Nevadacow?
Host: Right-on.
B: Parodies for 600.
Host: Who came up with Pokemon Warlords?
B: Who is TR Shadow?
Host: Yes, good.
B: Parodies for 800.
Host: What is the RWL parody that deals with gambling?
B: What is Casino Warlords?
Host: Very good. Not many people knew of that, but the Polling section is useful.
B: Parodies for 1000.
Host: What is the third troop type in Radio Warlords?
B: Um ... no idea, ok, guessing What is Hosts?
Host: Luck is the most important, you got it right.
B: *relieved* THanks. TSR for 600, please.
Host: What is the new mission similar to "Embezzle"?
B: What is Rob Granaries?
Host: Good.
B: TSR for 800, please.
Host: What are the offensive capabilities of Mice?
B: What are 2 points?
Host: Wrong, 1 points.
B: Aww....
C: TSR for 1000, please.
Host: How many points does the "Heal" mission raise your health?
C: What are 5 points?
Host: Correct!
C: TSR for 1200, please.
Host: What is the number of the admin account?
C: Uh.. What is 2?
Host: Very good.
C: Parodies for 1200, please.
Host: What is the name of the second era in Cheese Warlords?
C: Uh ... What is Cheesiness?
Host: Wrong, Cheese Nirvana.
A: S for 600, please.
Host: What is the forums name of Exercitus Uni?
A: Who is Solarius?
Host: Good.
A: S for 800.
Host: Daily Double! How much do you want to risk?
A: Um... I'll wager 2000.
Host: Okay, what is the forums name of New Russia?
A: Who is Stalin.
Host: Very good, you get 2000 dollars!
A: S for 1000.
Host: Who knows the most about the game?
A: Who is Slynder Talderhash?
Host: That is corect.
A: S for 1200.
Host: What is the forums name of Erin the Terri... Erin the Editor?
A: What is Erin?
Host: Incorrect!
B: What is shorestar?
Host: That is correct! Now we move on to final jeopardy! The category is forum names.
Currently, Adam has 9400 points, Barney has 3600 points, and Carl has 4600 points.
Question: What is the forums name of the Great, Scary Army of Nathan?
*peppy music*
Host: And our contestants reveal their answers. Adam, you put "Nathan". That is wrong. Unfortunately, you lost 2000 dollars. You now have 7400 dollars.
Barney, you put "Retto". That is correct. And you wagered all of it, so you now have 7200 dollars!
Carl, you also put Nathan. However, you wagered nothing, and lost nothing. So, Adam, you are our winner with 7400! Closely in second we have Barney, with 7200, I'm sorry, but second place is still great. Carl, you did well too, you got 4600 dollars, which is sweet.

Host: Thanks for watching Jeopardy, stay tuned for after the ads!
*more peppy music*


Haha, newbies learn!

calria

 *gasp*

For once, one of your posts didn't annoy me into oblivion. *claps*
That was actually quite informative!

Kazaar

 Heh, quite immusing yes, Jeopardy!

TR Shadow

Quote from: TSRHost: Who came up with Pokemon Warlords?
B: Who is TR Shadow?
Wrong!  It was Deathclaw.  I just played with the idea =P.

 Did you ever finish Cheese:Warlords? I've always wanted to see it...

bjornredtail

Quote from: Ad The RatSo ask me question on RWL. (Other then question on the sourse codes. I don't have it so I can't study it.)
Ok, what now-dead, in the current round, warlord devloped the market spamming tactic, where someone would sell one item at a time to prevent people from buying a certan item on the public market?
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Scarwake

 
QuoteHost: Who did most of the coding for TSR?
A: Who is TJ Boggs?
Host: Incorrect. Beatles did. TJ Boggs was the first admin, but was disabled amid a flurry of confusion.

Oh, I feel so special that somebody actually mentioned my name....The only problem is; you got the question wrong, I was just a game administrator, that got his admin account deleted because some hacker screwed with the accounts going through my admin account.
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