NEWBIE CLASSES!!!

[General Austin]

 All right, everyone! sit up straight! Gooooood! Now, we can get to the hard stuff. First, DON'T SPAM. It's pretty obvious, but getting that into your heads is very profitable for the forum. Next, try not to tick anyone off when you're just starting, as they will snub you along with most everyone else.  Next, use puncuation, good spelling, and capitalization for starters. And DON'T, I repeat DON'T use the "u" to represent a "you". It's sometimes confusing and always irritating. Does anyone want to join me teaching these younguns?
*tries to look old and crotchety*

[Holby]

 *Slouches in chair just to annoy Austin*

[Abby The Rat]

 All a sudden the door slams open and the Known Knight comes In and slams his book of teaching newbie.

"You, Holby. SIT UP~ Barking orders at Holby

~I am SIR AD to you rotton lot. I'm here you make you a better poster, and will get rid of your title of newbie.~

Talking like he the boot camp leader.

[Holby]

 *Sits up, back arched perfectly* Yes, Sir Ad!

[calria]

 ~bows to Ad~

I find it highly ironic that Holby is spamming in a post which is purposefully attempting to stop spamming in newbies!

*stands up with a ruler in one hand and a very very large unabridged dictionary in the other hand*

I'll be here to correct spelling errors, dears...

*glares at Holby, who's sniffing the chalk*
They aren't markers, Holbs!

[Abby The Rat]

 Thank you calria ~Bows back~

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 is this manners school?  i think so, dont u?

*does this just to annoy Austin*

[Dead Eye]

 *Glues Ads but to his chair, Pulls of Calria's wig, Puts frogs in General Austin's desk, than does more pranks to the oldies*

*runs fast*

[General Austin]

 I'll get you, you...you.....RUNT!!! *scuttles off and catches Dead Eye* *shoves him into vacuum cleaner* There! *commences teaching Dead Eye manners*

[Dead Eye]

 i won't learn! you can't make me! NNNNNNOOOO

[Van]

 *Shoots spitballs at Genral Austin's Face.*

[Abby The Rat]

 "DEADEYE" shouted the Greatrat. What in the meaning of this. Please, your not a newbie and you know it. So there no need for you to be here.

[Dead Eye]

 *Bows head and walks out*

Grumbles"sorry ad, just trying to have fun."

[General Austin]

 *grumbles some more* Grrrrrr!!! Van, STOP that this instant! This INsTANT I say! Now, go over there and just SIT!! That's right, SIT. Just sit to your little herart's desire. You're in time out, my young..err...Hedgehog!!

(Van, what species are you?)

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 aus, im a wildcat, what r u?

*does this again to annoy Aus*