Coach Dead Eye's Gym Class

[Dead Eye]

  Dead Eye walks into his room "As the new gym teacher, we are learning how to use armies." looking around he begins for the newbs, nOObs, and newbies.

"Your rats are basic, many get millions of those to hit people hard.

Your weasels are mostly defense, not many use these to attack.

Stoats are the unit everyone wants. They do lots of damage. Use these to grind your enemies into dust

Your Skiffs are boats, send aid with them. Not much fun to use with attacking

Leaders are leaders. They can do lots of damage, and are fun to use."

Dead Eye watches his students learn to fight. "Next class we learn how to use swords!"

[Fleetscut]

 Fleetscut attempted to lift the great sword.
"Eh? Tish, pchach man! I can lift a sword in my sleep!" Fleetscut then stumbled and cut himself.

[Dead Eye]

 Tut tut young scholar! Wave like this! *swishs the sword right above the hares ears.

Oh, now we learn how to have a Carebear avater. You will have one in this class, or you fail!

[Fleetscut]

 (Fleetscut fails)
The End.

[Dead Eye]

 OOOOOOOOOHHHHH. Oh well, I will retire than.

[guardians of night]

 *Yellow Eyes comes into the room screaming with happiness!*
Just kidding Dead Eye, you were great...while you lasted.