Sad Stats

[Deathclaw]

 Mission: Success
You have learned the following information:
Armed Forces (#457)
Turns 21 (max 450)
Turns Stored 0 (max 150)
Rank #19
Workers 236,719
Land Acres 28,162
Money $34,528,456
Food 10,189,661
Loyalty 406,854
Networth $26,414,352
 Location Southsward
Race Rat
Health 55%
Tax Rate 10%
Rats 10,752,914
Weasels 0
Stoats 0
Skiffs 0
Leaders 6,995

Really, he needs to balance his troops out.

[The Lady Shael]

 My goodness...how'd he survive all the way up to rank 19 in that state? How idiotic...

[guardians of night]

 Man, he's lucky no one found out till now, else he would have never made it to rank 19.

[Menatus]

 I knew. I tried to attack, but it said he was attacked too many times.

[Deathclaw]

 Put them on war. I got a lot of land and worked up to 11.

[Holby]

 

My goodness...how'd he survive all the way up to rank 19 in that state?

Man, he's lucky no one found out till now, else he would have never made it to rank 19.

Man, you're lucky you can rephrase someone else's post <_<

[RazorClaw]

 Oops. I attacked him with a standard on accident. I need to attack with Skiffs....

[Dead Eye]

 hmm, these weak fools get me quite angry.  

[Holby]

 So do these newbies.
Enjoy some cherry markers *Hands some to Dead Eye* They may improve your temper. (Can't give them the good ones can we? Go apple and grape!)

(NOTE: This is Holby's being funny attempt to get him back into the swing of things. At least a hearty laugh is compulsory, to be followed by a new forum title that will appear in his signature.)

[calria]

 *heartily laughs*

Ah, you are always our dear Holby, man of many markers...

[Holby]

 *Smile* Thank you. *Points at signature*

[Dead Eye]

 Holby, have i offended you in any way. because every time i make a comment you make fun of me. i am just wondering what is so bad with me that you have to be mean to me every time i write something

[Holby]

 No, you haven't offended me. But I get annoyed easily.
Therefore, because we were both angry, I handed over some markers. Happy now?

[Dead Eye]

 No, but what ever. I was just wondering.