A joke

Started by wolf bite, October 12, 2005, 07:07:35 PM

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Miss. Smith walks out into her back yard and sees little Joey next door with his hands patting down a 2 foot mound of dirt.

Miss Smith: ?Joey, what are you up to??

Joey : ?Having a funeral.?

Miss Smith: ?Oh dear, that is a sad thing, who died??

Joey: ?My pet hamster, Rocky,? as Joey keeps patting down the grave.

Miss Smith: ?I am so sorry. But how come the mound for the grave is so large it was just a hamster that died?

Joey; ? Simple, Rocky died because your cat ate him.?


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Oh.... god. That was HORRIBLE.
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