The original One word per post story

[Menatus]

 Once, after my pet regurgitated the human foot, I called my Auntie Periwinkle and imploded. She stole mom's womanhood. I asked Fred if mice knew how to talk Klingon. Besides, the question was "Do yoga booger ghettodances while we laugh multiply?" Anyway, Megan got frustrated because she did die after we told her that television was jumping on Frank's new terrorist bombs. Then Blitz flew into a big sub-space vortex and he conquered Tania's Dimension of Destiny. Soon, Gwen mutated herself into a giant Clay Aiken instead of turning into a giant Patamon. Then, Shakespeare wrote on the bathroom floor where he found some lyrics for Fred's dirty mother goose porn. So then the Gwen returned. Suddenly, Captain Fruitcake listened for Creed to explode and splatter all pretty-like on the Empire Strikes Out movieposter. Nevertheless, cows smell N2O. Finally, we prayed Asia would obliterate Avril Lavigne!

Ragey used to go to my forum all the time, surely he contributed :)

[Menatus]

 Well!?

[Gen. Volkov]

 Er uh... moo?

[Ruatine]

 *laughs* Amusing... especially the last sentence, "Finally, we prayed Asia would obliterate Avril Lavigne!"

*grins*

[windhound]

 lol..
scarily, that un makes more sence than recent posts here..
oddness..