ASHYRA!

[Dixie Ros?]

 *draws an oekaki Retto*

[The Weasel Liberation Mov]

 Hah! The Real Retto is safe!

[Dixie Ros?]

 Really? *hides in Retto's plane*

[The Weasel Liberation Mov]

 *kicks Dixie off the plane*

Stay away!

[Dixie Ros?]

 Ah!!!!!!!

*shoots plane down*

*gets Retto*

[The Weasel Liberation Mov]

 Bah!  :angry:  

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 *steals Retto back*
*makes life-size cut-out Retto*
*throws it at Dixie*

[Wolfia]

 -catches cutout.  Steals Retto while Ashyra's sleeping.  Throws both Dixie and Ashyra into the duckpond.  Sneaks away while they're recovering, and puts Retto in a *safe* place, of which Ashyra and Dixie don't know.  So they can't find him.  Then ships Otter-Backwards (NOT Retto) to New York to throw off Dixie and Ashyra.  Currently, the real Retto is in Peru, wearing an Alpaca Poncho, straw hat, loose slacks, and with a sunburn and with his hair died black.

[Dixie Ros?]

 Then Dixie meets Paddington. He tells her that Retto is in Peru, with his aunt.

Killing Ashyra along the way, Dixie gets Retto, and takes him to Reno with her. Retto, still sunburned, sits under the Mathusula Tree and writes. He now has red hair.  

[calria]

 *diesss*

[Abby The Rat]

 Nooo dying beloved...

~huggle Sarah~ liveeeee

[The Weasel Liberation Mov]

 *bombards Dixie with Slot Machines*

*Puts Retto in an indestructible safe in a unknown hidden cave, far far away*

*Hooks up a generator*

*Hooks up undergound high-speed cables*

*Builds computer*

*Installs security system*

*Gets the (watchmicalit) out of there*

[The Lady Shael]

 *dies deadishly*

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 *sells skiffs*
*makes money*
*buys whatever country Retto is in*

[The Weasel Liberation Mov]

 Aha, but Retto isn't in a country!

*triumph*