Death Arena

[Vengerak]

Pathetic.  The Black Knight remained plucky after his dismemberment, why should you get any sympathy?

[Gen. Volkov]

*Chops an arm off Holby's dead bad, superglues it to his head* Never let it be said that I am not a nice guy.

[Holby]

I have an arm attached to my head. How degrading.

[Gen. Volkov]

Hey, I'm doing my best here! *Connects nerves with high tech gadgetry, like a welding torch, Holby can now bash himself in the head* See, you can even move it.

[Holby]

If my eyebrows worked I'd raise one of them.

[Gen. Volkov]

They work! *Does some more work with helmet on ground to make sure, Holby bashing his armored knees with his arm*

[VinnieOlle]

Its funny how probably half volkovs posts are complaining about thread "necromancy" (what ever thats supposed to mean) and yet he brought this 7-day post back up 9 months later.

[Gen. Volkov]

It's funny how you completely miss my point when I talk about thread necromancy. And necromancy: To bring something back from the the dead. And it's far less than half of half of half of half of HALF my posts. And another thing, I brought it back because I was trying to revive this area of the forum. The stuff you bring back has no such impulse behind it. In addition, I do such things so rarely that it's nothing compared to the dozen or so you have brought back, with utterly inane posts. So speak not of which you know little Vinnie.

[VinnieOlle]

Volkov stop being so literal. Its called exageration. And speak english for once:
[Q]So speak not of which you know little Vinnie."[/Q]
A simple, "Shut up, stupid" would have been fine.

[Gen. Volkov]

Then add something to let me know it's not supposed to be taken at face value. I can't read your facial expressions through text.

A simple "Shut up, stupid", is one, flaming, and two not how I do things. "So speak not of which you know little Vinnie." is English, if you can't understand it, that's not my problem. It's a great phrase, and I will continue to use it where appropriate.

[VinnieOlle]

Volkov did i ever tell you your funny?

[Gen. Volkov]

No. You did not.