I need new email

 Can anybody help me please? I'm making a new MSN hotmail account, and I need an email. I'd prefer something non-corny.

Post all the garbage you want, but try to help me please.

[Kenny Boy]

 how abou: The person that is NOT the real banana man@hotmail.com

[Scarwake]

 or cheesycheeselover@hotmail.com

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 bobthetomato@hotmail.com!

 Man, can I please get a REAL email?

 BUMP. PLEASE HELP ME PEOPLE.

100 million to the person who sends me good ideas (DEX server)

money will not be actually sent

[Kenny Boy]

 alrigtht

thechosenone@hotmail.com

or iloverwlmorethanyou@hotmail.com

 Thecosenone@hotmail.com is not bad. Anything else?

[Brock]

 bananas_are_evil@hotmail.com
cheese_is_good_for_me@hotmail.com
cheeeeesy_is_my_name@hotmail.com
give_me_all_your_money@hotmail.com
i_am_a_cheese_stick@hotmail.com
email_address@hotmail.com

Do I win? Do I win?  My number is 182.

[Firetooth]

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