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Sebulba

March 23, 2004, 05:25:59 PM
 this is not a 'phat' fish, it is, or rather was, the fattest goldfish that I have ever owned or indeed ever seen..  sadly it passed away yesterday, but the day before I managed to get a picture of it's immense bulk..  
:P  random yiss..



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IFman

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March 23, 2004, 06:01:35 PM
 I've seen fatter. If you want to see a really fat one, dump a box of fish food in there and come back an hour later. (of course the fish will be dead)
I'm so tired of being lost in a world,
Where no one can find me.
I want to break free of the cage,
That has been enclosing me for too long.
I know that I am alone and no one will save me,
So I am to escape for myself.
I wander down a path,
That will go on for eternity.
I shall never reach the end,
I am trapped no matter where I go.
Though I finally manage to reach the end,
I must fight the monster inside of me to pass.
It is filled with so much anger, hate, and despair,
The only antidote is love, courage, and hope.
The three things I do not have,
And never will.
It is there that I give up,
I have nothing left but myself.
So I lay down forever,
Never going to get up again...as I fade away from all existence.

Nohcnonk

#2
March 23, 2004, 07:37:48 PM
 Hehe, cool fishy...

IFman

#3
March 23, 2004, 07:41:17 PM
 I once had a goldfish that (somehow) grew to a foot in length
he died 2 years ago.
I'm so tired of being lost in a world,
Where no one can find me.
I want to break free of the cage,
That has been enclosing me for too long.
I know that I am alone and no one will save me,
So I am to escape for myself.
I wander down a path,
That will go on for eternity.
I shall never reach the end,
I am trapped no matter where I go.
Though I finally manage to reach the end,
I must fight the monster inside of me to pass.
It is filled with so much anger, hate, and despair,
The only antidote is love, courage, and hope.
The three things I do not have,
And never will.
It is there that I give up,
I have nothing left but myself.
So I lay down forever,
Never going to get up again...as I fade away from all existence.

Holby

#4
March 24, 2004, 01:57:44 AM
 Izze fattest golefish I ever see. Coolness.
I will not deleted this

Sebulba

#5
March 24, 2004, 11:34:48 AM
 lol..  goldfish are nasty carnivores..  when I pulled the poor dead fishy out 2/3 of it's insides had been eaten :eats: somthin like that..  
and the fatfishy had trouble swimming a few days before he passed on..  he kept rocking from side to side..  

and 'e was about 3x the size across the middle as another whom I got at the same time, who is still swimming happliy..  
see?  the dangers of obesity as observed in fish..  it kills you faster..

meh.
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Gen. Volkov

#6
March 24, 2004, 11:50:43 AM
 Poor fish. We should all learn a lesson from it. Never become fat, it will only make you tastier.
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IFman

#7
March 24, 2004, 06:40:20 PM
  :lol: sorry, but that was really funny
I'm so tired of being lost in a world,
Where no one can find me.
I want to break free of the cage,
That has been enclosing me for too long.
I know that I am alone and no one will save me,
So I am to escape for myself.
I wander down a path,
That will go on for eternity.
I shall never reach the end,
I am trapped no matter where I go.
Though I finally manage to reach the end,
I must fight the monster inside of me to pass.
It is filled with so much anger, hate, and despair,
The only antidote is love, courage, and hope.
The three things I do not have,
And never will.
It is there that I give up,
I have nothing left but myself.
So I lay down forever,
Never going to get up again...as I fade away from all existence.

bjornredtail

#8
June 05, 2004, 01:32:42 AM
 I didn't post this.
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#9
June 05, 2004, 08:19:05 AM
 yes, it was windy
I'm so tired of being lost in a world,
Where no one can find me.
I want to break free of the cage,
That has been enclosing me for too long.
I know that I am alone and no one will save me,
So I am to escape for myself.
I wander down a path,
That will go on for eternity.
I shall never reach the end,
I am trapped no matter where I go.
Though I finally manage to reach the end,
I must fight the monster inside of me to pass.
It is filled with so much anger, hate, and despair,
The only antidote is love, courage, and hope.
The three things I do not have,
And never will.
It is there that I give up,
I have nothing left but myself.
So I lay down forever,
Never going to get up again...as I fade away from all existence.

Wildwood

#10
June 05, 2004, 08:24:17 AM
 Lol that is hilarious.
Apparently people are getting angry at me for having too long of a sig. when all you have to do is press three buttons to not veiw someone else's sig. if you do not want to see it so I no longer have one *grumble* lazy people *grumble*.  Whew! Run on sentence.

Oh big fish I took out the pictures.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Lol big fish is the word for cr.p
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