Musogysms

[Shadow]

This is a topic for Musogysms. The one I like most will win a prize (prize to be specified, may or may not be real).

The original Musogysm:

If a Chinese person kills a man, should we assume "China = Communism, and Communism = bad. Ergo, Chinese people + murder = bad!

My contribution, a tribute to the flag burning topic that died too soon.

If a hippy owns a lighter, should be assume that hippies burn flags and that flags are flammable? Ergo hippies and matches are flammable!

[Kilkenne]

When I cook, my preferred method is baking. Today, I baked a ham for Thanksgiving, and it turned out pretty good. Not as good as our turkey, though, which we fried. Ergo, no one should buy their Christmas gifts off the internet, because it deprives the government of revenue.

[Genevieve]

It's 7:34 am on a Saturday. I am only usually awake at this time on a week day. Ergo, it is not actually Saturday, but a week day, and weekends are racist.

[Pippin]

im cool means im cold and penguins are cold therefore im a penguin and as im a penguin means your a penguin means were a community of penguins

ergo were all penguins

that is right and you are wrong


i dont get musogymsjs

[Rakefur]

I don't either.

I'm on a computer, which means I'm staring at a chair screen, which is like a fire screen. ergo, don't sit on a fire, it will burn your eyes.

[Durza]

I read books.  Books have letters which are in the english alphabet.  Alphabets can be universal, and universal is derived from universe.  Ergo I am reading the universe.