Graphics?

[Daryn]

I found out that i'm handy with GIMP.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Good for you!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Many consider that to be a difficult to use program.

I tell them to stop coming into my house in the middle of the night to give me reviews on software.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

What!  Jehovah's Witnesses use GIMP?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I hope not because they actually came into my place of rest (not my grave), woke me up, and just started jabbering on like we had an appointment or something. Kept going on and on about how some fella was chasing them or something. I told them that must mean their product is good and teleported them to the darkest parts of my land I know of and resumed sleeping. Though at this point I don't know if it was real, a dream, or a hallucination... 

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

So THAT's where my assassins went.  Oh, crap!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No, I had them executed at blunderbuss point. Quite epic if they hadn't missed the first 4345 shots. Granted, we were shooting at 500 yards away for no apparent reason.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Hmm.  I don't know if blunderbusses have that kind of range...

[Ungatt Trunn II]

They were experimental. "A supercharged blunderbuss capable of altering reality because of its power!" they said. Last time I buy ANYTHING for the American North East!

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

What about The North Face?