Evolution is fake!

[Crocoduck]

The fact that a crocoduck does not exist proves evolution can't be real!

Listen to this man, eh is a pretty cool guy who makes crocoducks and doesn't afraid of anything. He'll open your eyes.

Crocoduck

[Gen. Volkov]

Goofiness.

Oh and look a Crocoduck!

OMG! They're EVERYWHERE!

There are even DuckCrocs!

RUN! RUN AWAY! FEAR THE CROCODUCK!

[Crocoduck]

Pfft, those are barely bird-reptiles, let alone a proper crocoduck.

[Gen. Volkov]

Your mom is a proper crocoduck.

[Crocoduck]

Of course she is, it's not like I evolved or anything.

Also:

[Gen. Volkov]

[Crocoduck]

[Gen. Volkov]

[Crocoduck]

You just don't want to admit the validity of the epic CROCODUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gen. Volkov]

Two comments:

First, don't you think this crocoduck goofiness has gone far enough? I could explain all the things with it that are just wrong, and point out the various critters I linked to are in fact exactly the sort of transitional forms the crocoduck represents. But, I'm fairly sure you are doing this as a joke. So really my reaction to this whole thread is:



Second, in response to the question posed by the second picture, right here:

[Crocoduck]

FSM created Crocoduck fool, they also made midget crocoduck's and pirate crocoducks.

[Gen. Volkov]

FSM created Crocoduck fool, they also made midget crocoduck's and pirate crocoducks.

Blasphemy!

[Twilight Shadow]

Agreed!