Blunt

[CoolClaw]

 CHEESE IS GOOOD

[Peace Alliance]

 BRAKE

[Peace Alliance]

 FLICK
(i'm not back.)

[Vengerak]

 QUESTION MARK

[windhound]

 DONT EAT FISHIES!!!

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 INGREDIENTS

7 pieces of egg shell (size optional)
5 fillets of 100% fat free lard
123 gallons of frog eggs
2 cups of garlic (boiled into a puree over two years, in an eggshell on Mars)
5 rashers of 100% vegetarian bacon
7 tonnes of 100% egg fish fillets (*mutter*)

RECIPE

1. Put all ingredients into a volcano, loose.
2. Leave to burn for one century, until fully magmaised.
3. Pull out ingredients, chew and regurgitate.
4. Freeze in a sealed container for 12 years, until hot.
5. Melt over a turnip, fry and stir fry, for a minimum of 45 hours.
6. Spread some fish free fish paste over the top, and use as a garnish for your 100% fish free fish fillets.
7. Allow 7 years for mould to grow.
8. Eat with two 100% fish free fish fries, and enjoy the taste of your FISH FREE FISH DISH!

YOU GUESSED IT...



...THIS RECIPE MAKES THE 'ULTIMATE FISH DISH - WITH NO FISH!







caution - may contain fish