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CoolClaw

 CHEESE IS GOOOD
"Ever since using Strongbad's Ab- Abber 2000, the ladies have been all up ons"
-Strongsad

Lend me some sugar, I am your neigbor!

Whats cooler than bein cool? ICE COLD!
Shake it like a Polroid Picture!

Peace Alliance


Peace Alliance

 FLICK
(i'm not back.)

Vengerak


windhound

 DONT EAT FISHIES!!!
A Goldfish has an attention span of 3 seconds...  so do I
~ In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded ~
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Ashyra Nightwing

 INGREDIENTS

7 pieces of egg shell (size optional)
5 fillets of 100% fat free lard
123 gallons of frog eggs
2 cups of garlic (boiled into a puree over two years, in an eggshell on Mars)
5 rashers of 100% vegetarian bacon
7 tonnes of 100% egg fish fillets (*mutter*)

RECIPE

1. Put all ingredients into a volcano, loose.
2. Leave to burn for one century, until fully magmaised.
3. Pull out ingredients, chew and regurgitate.
4. Freeze in a sealed container for 12 years, until hot.
5. Melt over a turnip, fry and stir fry, for a minimum of 45 hours.
6. Spread some fish free fish paste over the top, and use as a garnish for your 100% fish free fish fillets.
7. Allow 7 years for mould to grow.
8. Eat with two 100% fish free fish fries, and enjoy the taste of your FISH FREE FISH DISH!

YOU GUESSED IT...



...THIS RECIPE MAKES THE 'ULTIMATE FISH DISH - WITH NO FISH!







caution - may contain fish