Should I Join the Poultry Club

Started by Neobaron, September 21, 2016, 02:55:54 PM

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no poultry experience required

Yes
No
what kind of school are you going to anyway?

Juska

Quote from: windhound on September 21, 2016, 07:56:43 PM
...offensive Juska? 

My family has chickens...


Also, Neo, the Yes's hold 5:3.  You have your answer!

Yes...but do you have a sister? I was trying to be funny. Looks like it didn't land.

Also, it surprises me that you have chickens Firetooth, not sure why but I didn't really picture that.
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Poultry Club Fact-finding Mission Report





As it turns out, the Poultry club ceased to exist at the end of 2014.

The reason the board is still up is the first floor of the Ag-Sci building was remodeled into offices over the summer of 2015, which is just before I started attending. As the offices are a low-traffic area, the board has simply not been claimed by a new organization to use so this is all that remains of what was apparently a vibrant club that was sponsored by a local poultry co-op and hosted 4H activities and omelette sales. 

I only saw the board because I take a back staircase to avoid crowds, so it makes sense that few would pass the board and since most of the offices are going to be used sparingly when profs are in their office hours or between classes, it has been ignored.

However, on closer examination of this board and the ones around it, it became clear that everything in the hall is hopelessly outdated, stripped of info packets and fliers, and ripped in places. The packet you see hanging off the board in the first image is a primer on the co-op and its functions, members, and mission.

I'm sorry I cant join the poultry club. I'd launch an effort to reinvigorate it and win first prize in an obscure regional poultry competition anime-style, but sadly I do not have the poultry knowledge to accomplish such a feat.

:(
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Quote from: Neobaron on September 22, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
As it turns out, the Poultry club ceased to exist at the end of 2014.

Big Chicken got to them.
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The Lady Shael

Quote from: Neobaron on September 22, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
this is all that remains of what was apparently a vibrant club that was sponsored by a local poultry co-op and hosted 4H activities and omelette sales. 

Just start it up again by making omelettes! What better way is there to appreciate poultry? Except for, well...eating chicken.
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Shael's post reminded me of this meme.

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That meme is both awful and funny. Well done.
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