Pooping in Public Toilets

[Gen. Volkov]

I know that Lucy, but that still does not make me any more inclined to put my butt where someone else's butt already was. Especially if they were messy, if you know what I mean. I have seen some gross things in the men's restroom.

Also, I always use a paper towel or something to open the door. As for touching the taps and stuff, I just wash my hands before leaving.

[Kilkenne]

I open the door with my (still bare) butt. I also lock the latch with my butt. And I operate the taps. Using a restroom is an ordeal.

[Dark Claws]

I just hover. I have seen things that will never allow me to sit again.

[Raggon]

Um... I'm just going to walk away slowly... :-\

[PhoenixOfPanem]

The thing is, you don't catch diseases from butt to butt contact (direct or indirect). You get sick from touching things and then eating or licking your fingers for whatever reason. So you're more likely to catch something by touching the door handles and taps in public toilets than sitting on the seat. I tend to push the doors open with my elbows like I'm a TV surgeon. Locking and unlocking the latches is a more difficult issue.

Use gloves.

[Firetooth]

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edit:

Untrue good sir
Reddit taught me how to wipe properly - http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s72w9/please_explain_how_to_thoroughly_wipe_my_hairy/c4bn22c
(no, I actually already followed this method)

Oh lord...

[Raggon]

Kilk, thank you for making me eternally paranoid about bathrooms.  *Shivers in corner*

[taekwondokid42]

The fact that windy made this poll makes it 10000 times better.

This.

[Drakus]

What. The. Hell. Is. This.

[Kilkenne]

What. The. Hell. Is. This.

This is a poll.

[Drakus]

I...I just...I...I can't.

[Dark Claws]

Wow, the polling section is more deserted than the Charlotte Bobcats Fan club.

[Peace Alliance]

I'm stuck on campus all day, so I have no choice. However, I have found (and keep secret from any local friends) a few exceptionally clean washrooms, and I will go well out of my way to use them.

[Dark Claws]

Smart move. Also, if your near any resturants, look for those. Especially Olive Gardens and Red Lobsters. They have the best toliets ever. Just go in and ask to use the restroom. Leave a $1 tip if you feel like it.