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Started by Krowdon, November 06, 2012, 08:42:08 PM

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Krowdon

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted. :3
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Krowdon

What's Mozart doing right now?

Decomposing.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Muse

Why am I so awesome.
Waldo.
Stop! Don't touch me there,
this is my private square!

Krowdon

That isn't a joke you're supposed to post jokes.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Muse

That was a joke, just not a very good one.
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the door and put it in!
Stop! Don't touch me there,
this is my private square!

Pippin

what do you call a blind, deaf and dumb monkey with 6 toes and 3 arms?

anything you want cause hes gonna kill you anyway



1. Mike Oxlong (#14)
$16,999,999,999 with 275,000 Acres
3. AL CAPONE (#23)
$887,873,381 with 14,939 Acres
3. wrecking balls (#9)
$801,398,171 with 32,301 Acres
1. Nazgul (#5)
$1,503,190,327 with 201,952 Acres

Muse

How do you get a giraffe in an fridge?
You open the door, take the elephant out, and put it in.
Stop! Don't touch me there,
this is my private square!

Raggon

The person who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.
I void warranties
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Pippin

nah i think i should for inventing the potato neutralizing technology
1. Mike Oxlong (#14)
$16,999,999,999 with 275,000 Acres
3. AL CAPONE (#23)
$887,873,381 with 14,939 Acres
3. wrecking balls (#9)
$801,398,171 with 32,301 Acres
1. Nazgul (#5)
$1,503,190,327 with 201,952 Acres

Kilkenne

you can't neutralize potatoes, it would cause an irish genocide! you monster

Pippin

ive never been the one to turn a blind eye on such matters so ummm

DEPLOY THE ORANGUTANG ELIMINATORS
1. Mike Oxlong (#14)
$16,999,999,999 with 275,000 Acres
3. AL CAPONE (#23)
$887,873,381 with 14,939 Acres
3. wrecking balls (#9)
$801,398,171 with 32,301 Acres
1. Nazgul (#5)
$1,503,190,327 with 201,952 Acres

Camaclue

NO! ANYTHING BUT THE ORANGUTANGS!
Here, eliminate all the bad pop singers.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]