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Ungatt Trunn II

One which will shower me with praise, I presume.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

stormsight

well obvs that is what a prologue is for
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

"A riveting novel and autobiography, 'My Socially Retarded Internet Friends' is a perfect reflection of the deep and sorrowful life led by the idiot savant Ungatt Trunn the Second. Born in the Void under the tutorship of Cthulhu, Trunn grew bored of his simple extradimensional life. He made the ultimate sacrafice when he decided to incarnate into the world of Spa. (...) This book is absolutely awful."

That is probably the gist of the prolouge.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Camaclue

Bec is gonna not kill John.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

stormsight

Well yes but for me to get max money from it I have to make it at least 2000 words long
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."