Spa Federation Merchandise!

[Charles]

Shields are now available for only $299.99!



Personalized images and merchandise available for a understandable price of forfeit, RSL members only.

Another in the long line of successful business ventures of CPO.
:-*

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You are a wonderful individual, Charles.

[Charles]

I try as much as a monkey can.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Be sure the rebels who inevitably order the shield only get a cheat tin knockoff from china that is coated in lead paint.

[Charles]

I'll give them a bin lid coated in vinyl made from only the worst wax.

[Charles]

A monkey friend sent this to me, on sale now for $99 or £99.
_{Only available in monkey size.}