Pirates (as requested by Pippin )

[Camaclue]

The otter was eating Some scones and adrinking some ale when Krowdon came back, with an unhappy looking Badger Lord following. "Attention Long Patrol, get ready. I have word that an army of vermin ore coming our way." There was a loud chatter as everybeast wondered why any vermin would ever attack Salamandastron.

[Firetooth]

Suddenly a small, fat rat wondered in. "Alright?" he said.

"Begone, Land farm!" the badger lord yelled.

[Krowdon]

Krowdon looked at landfarm in horror.

"I aided you once so you could be emp but you sold the troops I aided you. WHY WOUD YOU DO THAT?" She then began to cry.

[Firetooth]

"I had to pay some debts. I eat a lot, you know. Look at me! You think this food pays for itself? Oh, and a bunch of relatives gave me some land but some evil jerks killed all the guys I paid to protect it and stole it, so I figured it was best to cut my losses and abandon the land." Land Farm solemnly replied, before continuing "I used to be a powerful warlord until I started eating so much."