You look land fat......

Wickedclaw · January 15, 2003, 05:38:15 PM

This is what is happening to me. I look incredibly land fat, but really I am not. Most people just load up on food and money to make themselves look non-landfat. But really if you think about it, those with more land, like me, have a lot more troops and such. I dont have much money at all and I really only ever use it to get more troops, which isnt happening right now <_< :( . But anyways before you think someone is land fat, then I would maybe think twice about it. And beware, because maybe you are realy food and money fat!!!

~A Thought From Wickedclaw~

General Austin · January 15, 2003, 06:04:32 PM

Too true. I wish /i could get rid of my food, but every-one will think I'm going down and attack me. It's fun having more networth than land, anyway.

Trident · January 15, 2003, 08:13:39 PM

Think of it this way: if you aren't being attacked, you aren't land fat ^.^

Wickedclaw · January 15, 2003, 09:08:48 PM

Exactly, I do agree with you Trident. I figure anyone who attacks me will probably fail, unless it is someone from Alliance, because really I have a decent amount of troops. Plus anymore land is like money for me. I get 400,000+ networth for a huge piece of land, so I am not really that worried, I am more worried about keeping my stoats at 2 million, lol. Oops, shouldnt of said that, now everyone knows. HEHEHEHEHE *sinister laugh*

Orcrist · January 15, 2003, 09:12:33 PM

Don't worry- I've got over 12 million stoats..I mean...well, anyway, I doubt anyone'll have over 2 million stoats and be able to hit you, Wickedclaw, and you wouldn't be able to hit them back...unless they've got a WAY higher networth than you.

Wickedclaw · January 15, 2003, 09:21:58 PM

Thats very true, I am really not to worried unless I am suddenly attacked by Alliance and I cant do anything, that would blow, lol.

The Beatles · January 16, 2003, 12:49:43 AM

Hehe, it just occurred to me? the cure for land-fatness is not Slim-Fast, but more food! LOL.
Tired old jokes, heh.

calria · January 16, 2003, 04:35:51 PM

yargh that was seriously corny...

Menatus · January 16, 2003, 04:38:19 PM

Yes...yes it was. But it's true! Living proof.

The Beatles · January 16, 2003, 04:47:10 PM

For someone to take on Wicky, all they need, (supposing he really does have his 2M stoaties- I uesd to keep 3M :)) is, like, 1.2M stoats. That's right, folks. But there's also the guards, and Wicky would retaliate too...

Beatles (Beaty)

Germania · January 16, 2003, 07:49:34 PM

Wouldn't matter, if someone really far down attacked him, he wouldn't retal

#1 Wouldn't get any land because he's too small
#2 Would lose 3% troops per attack

Just because you higher I wouldn't start feeling high and mighty, when someone does attack you, they can knock you so far down that you won't have a chance to retal

Wickedclaw · January 16, 2003, 09:18:53 PM

That is true Germania, but I got some problems. The main one being I have a bad temper when someone attacks me, meaning I attack back no matter where they are, except if it would be a stupid attack and all I would do is lose. But, really I dont get attacked by the little people, thinking I am incredibly land fat, but really, like I said before, was that I am really not that fat, even though it looks that way. How about the people, *cough* cough* Mtsenskovite Army *cough* *cough*, who have very little land and a ton of money. So really I am not going to worry until I get a barrage of attacks on me, I know what you are all thinking, but hey I am comfy at my spot at #9 and I kinda like it there, lol.

~Wicky~
lol, thanks for the great nick Beatles!

Wickedclaw · January 16, 2003, 09:27:07 PM

That is true Germania, but I got some problems. The main one being I have a bad temper when someone attacks me, meaning I attack back no matter where they are, except if it would be a stupid attack and all I would do is lose. But, really I dont get attacked by the little people, thinking I am incredibly land fat, but really, like I said before, was that I am really not that fat, even though it looks that way. How about the people, *cough* cough* Mtsenskovite Army *cough* *cough*, who have very little land and a ton of money. So really I am not going to worry until I get a barrage of attacks on me, I know what you are all thinking, but hey I am comfy at my spot at #9 and I kinda like it there, lol.

~Wicky~
lol, thanks for the great nick Beatles!