Trick Questions

[Peace Alliance]

 1.Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet,
lampshades, ceiling, walls etc are all pink.
What colour are her stairs?


2.Why is it against the law for a man living in North
Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

3.How far can you walk into the woods?

4.A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran
the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and
turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who
were they?

5.There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room.
How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet
leave one apple in the basket.

6.sunday morning, Father was getting the mail, mother was in the
kitchen cookingbreakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo,
big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing
with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone
wentinto big sistersroom and she was murdered! Who murdered her?

7.A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn
roof. Which way did it roll?  

8.devide 30 by half and add ten. what do you get?

9.A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction,
each side having a shouthern exposure. a big bear comes along. what
colour is the bear?

10.if Ollie buys two cats and marco buys 11 how many cats will they
have together?

BONUS---11. if fred and marry are in-fertile so they each buy two
babies each. how many babies will they have together?

[wolf bite]

 Okay, I don't know what number 6 is.


Wolf Bite

[TR Shadow]

 1.Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet,
lampshades, ceiling, walls etc are all pink.
What colour are her stairs?

It's one story.

2.Why is it against the law for a man living in North
Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

He's still alive?  I'm not too sure about that one...

3.How far can you walk into the woods?

Half way.  After that, you'd be walking out.

4.A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran
the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and
turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who
were they?

*Gasp* Were they penguins?

5.There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room.
How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet
leave one apple in the basket.

Put a person in the basket.

6.sunday morning, Father was getting the mail, mother was in the
kitchen cookingbreakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo,
big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing
with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone
wentinto big sistersroom and she was murdered! Who murdered her?

*Thinks* Oh!  It's Sunday morning!  The father killed her; there's no mail on Sunday.

7.A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn
roof. Which way did it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

8.devide 30 by half and add ten. what do you get?

70.

9.A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction,
each side having a shouthern exposure. a big bear comes along. what
colour is the bear?

White!  He's at the north pole!

10.if Ollie buys two cats and marco buys 11 how many cats will they
have together?

11.  Ollie bought her cats from Marco.

BONUS---11. if fred and marry are in-fertile so they each buy two
babies each. how many babies will they have together?

They won't have any together.

Ok, so I know all of them but one.  Well, I'm not sure if I got all of them right, though.

~Julie~

[Ruatine]

 4.A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran
the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and
turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who
were they?

They are the umpire and the catcher. *grins* That's an oldie.

[Brock]

 No they weren't!  It was Batman and Robin stealing your computer!

1. Purple
2. Because they have to be buried in Texas!
3. Until you die of starvation/dehydration.
4. Batman and Robin!
5. Kill one person.
6. The music did!  She was listening to Britney Spears!  No one can live through that!
7. It rolled left, then fell off and broke.
8. 10000000000000.
9. Green!
10. They can't have cats together, they're humans.
11. 58 1/2
ROTFLMAO!!!  ROTFLMAO!!!  ROTFLMAO!!!  

[calria]

 *dies*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKS!

There are three words in 'the English language that end in gry. One is hungry, and the second is angry.' What is the third word?

*snerk* It took me FOREVER to get this one, but someone's probably already seen it...

[Pikepaw]

 Gry, I think.
The unanwsered questions.

2. He is still alive so they would be buring him alive and that would be consired murder!
4. Teufel is right, he was playing baseball.
5. The last person gets the basket with the apple in it.  (we did that in school, but it was oranges and a bag)
6. I think big brother did it.

This is my case to the court, I shall be the emergency lawyer because all the other ones were killed by a mob.  On the date of Saturday, father did not get the mail, the mailbox was down the street in one of those mail locker things.  A neighbors' attack ducks had maimed his feet and took off a few toes at the time of Saturday, 7:00 a.m., when he was trying to give him his milk (he is a milkman), no charges were held for that accident.  So father was rushed to the hospital, in the exciment, nobody got the mail and forgot afterwards, after the bandages were on and father was recovering.  Father was well again on sunday morning, so he went to get the mail when he remembered.  So he was gone at the time of the murder.  Big sister was listening to music, big brother was playing guitar; basically, big sister was listening to big brother's guitar music and so he was there to murder her.  Forensic scienctists are still trying to detirmin the case of death; in the meantime big brother will be held in a privite prision, along with father.  To await the case of death to big sister and the proof of which suspect is guilty; the rest of the family will be ready to be called to court.

7. Roosters never lay eggs!  (Unless it is a balisk egg, but a toad or a snake has to sit on it.)  Plus, what kind of creature would lay their eggs with their valuble young inside.

[TR Shadow]

There are three words in 'the English language that end in gry. One is hungry, and the second is angry.' What is the third word?

Gry!  That one took me forever =\.

[Peace Alliance]

 I was thinking gry right away... But i had NO idea if it was avtually a word!

ANSWERS:

1.there are none cause it's one story

2.cause he's still living

3.half way then your walking out.

4.a backatcher and an umpire.

5.give one person an apple in a basket

6.father, nowone gets the mail in sunday.

7.neroosters don't lay eggs

8.70, cause half means .5 and 30 devide by .5 is 60 plus ten is 70. (*scoff* and i failed math!)

9. white, if all walls face south than they're at the north pole
meaning it was a polar bear.

10.no way to tell, they could already have some cats.

11.none, they are infertile.

[Pikepaw]

 What about my court case!

[calria]

There are three words in 'the English language that end in gry. One is hungry, and the second is angry.' What is the third word?

The third word is language.

's are your friends. *nods*

[Twilight Shadow]

undig new ?'s pa if you got any