Best political philosophy ever

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Ungatt Trunn II

May 03, 2010, 11:29:18 AM
Okay this is pretty simple...


So, in this system everything is socialized. That's because I'M the government! Unfortunately in this system everyone but me is dead :(
The good thing is I'm still alive so it's okay.

Because I'm the only person the standards for everything will be ridiculously high and your corpses will serve me forever because you belong to the state, and the state is me.

Also, everything will be illegal. Including breathing because that air also belongs to the state! You need to wait to get your air from government ran rations of air. But I'm only one guy here so all of you will wait a very long time to air out your smelly corpses. That is to say you'll never get your air, it's mine you greedy bastards!

Oh, and the healthcare is free. But I'm already immortal so I don't need it. You can have the healthcare. It will lower the cost for when I reanimate all your corpses for their service to the state!


It shall be called, Awesomism.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Pippin

#1
May 03, 2010, 11:38:39 AM
and where do I come into this? am i your health advisor?
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Ungatt Trunn II

#2
May 03, 2010, 11:39:55 AM
You are a... *Draws paper from a hat*

A CORPSE! CONGRATULATION SIR! I'm sure everyone at home is very jealous! Why don't you share your thoughts with your fellow zombies?
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Firetooth

#3
May 03, 2010, 12:25:15 PM
Well, it's better then whatever David Cameron's trying to sell ^-^
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Ungatt Trunn II

#4
May 03, 2010, 12:32:19 PM
What is he selling? Whatever it is I'll buy it, give it a fresh layer of paint and sell it for PROFIT!!!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Firetooth

#5
May 03, 2010, 12:36:22 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 03, 2010, 12:32:19 PM
What is he selling? Whatever it is I'll buy it, give it a fresh layer of paint and sell it for PROFIT!!!
He's selling metaphorical trash. and the price of £0.00 is overpriced   :P
Though the potential of selling it on ebay is great :P
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Ungatt Trunn II

#6
May 03, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
Ha! I'll sell it at twice it's base value, no THRICE!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Firetooth

#7
May 03, 2010, 03:33:32 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 03, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
Ha! I'll sell it at twice it's base value, no THRICE!
I want a cut. $0 times three is a lot dood
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Ungatt Trunn II

#8
May 03, 2010, 07:04:27 PM
No! Get your own money!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Firetooth

#9
May 04, 2010, 10:28:33 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 03, 2010, 07:04:27 PM
No! Get your own money!
Well:
"I am the type who, is liable to snipe you, with two seconds left to go, woah!"
That's right. I'M THE HIGHEST BIDDER
Ebay
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.

Ungatt Trunn II

#10
May 04, 2010, 03:42:43 PM
I can never win those bids on Ebay, someone always waits .3 seconds longer than me  >:(
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

#11
May 29, 2010, 08:29:07 AM
Krowdon dances. But then trips and dies. What do you do next?
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