UnLive Chickens

Started by Aqualis, March 26, 2006, 04:32:41 PM

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QuoteToday we decided to... go to one of the many stall located by the roadside where you buy really fresh live chickens! Not knowing what to expect Becky choose the cutest one thinking it would be taken out of sight.

But no, instant death it was to be and oh boy what a death. The stall holder grabbed the chicken and...its throat was slit...then the chicken moved and slipped out of her hands and into the jaws of a hungry dog! All [haties] broke loose then. The stall holder chased the dog up the road with a large knife in her hand...The dog having won the day she returned, and (a fresh chicken?s) throat was slit, head then feet removed, skinned and filleted...leaving Becky squealing as she was covered in blood from the chicken. The following morning the chicken was fed to the local cats as Becky dreamt that it was trying to get out of the fridge all night.

http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/newsletter/2006-02.shtml

Scroll down to "Bill and Becky, UK, RTW, in Goa, R1200 GS and F650 GS,"

I thought this was funny, but maybe I'm just sick.

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And slightly farther down the page:
QuoteDid you know that there is an law in Ecuador which states: 'Under no circumstances is any truck, bus, car or any motorized vehicle to turn on their lights. This shall be the rule of whoever does is chicken (pollo)!'
"Less talky, more drivey." ~Hawk, Applegeeks Issue #161

~the mighta awualis