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#1
Role-Play / Lord of the Axe
January 09, 2006, 12:57:48 AM
Death!!

There was no escaping it, not when confronted by the Lord of the Axe.  His blade came down with extreme force, splitting the rat before him in two before coming around to chop into the side of a weasel who came at him with a lance.  They fell by the dozen as he plowed through their ranks, leaving a trail of bloody carnage in his wake.  He snarled as he cut down his first officer, slashing into his shoulder before crushing the beast's ribs with the flat of the double-headed battle axe.  Why?  Why all this death?  Why must he kill his own comrades?  An ally fell at his side, an arrow protruding from his throat.  Sharn Riconda, wielder of the great axe Geddon, surged forward and slew the archer in one sweep of the weapon.  He moved on.

It had begun the day before when one of his generals, Stoutclaw, had defected from the troops, taking with him almost half of the army.  A herald had returned that night.  Stoutclaw had declared war against Sharn, vowing to conquer the army and rule in his stead.  Sharn had met with Stoutclaw, allowing the scarred ferret to speak with him in his private tents.  Sharn had known for months that Stoutclaw had despised the warlord, thus there was no questioning his motives.  The black wolf's only question was how he had convinced so many other beasts to join him.  "How?"  Stoutclaw had replied.  "They believe you planned to hold back there pay."

"And who gave them that idea?"

"A lie here and there, it wasn't that hard for me to spread such a rumor.  Feel lucky so many of your vermin still hold such loyal ties to you."

The battle had begun at dawn and carried on now hours into the day.  Both sides had suffered heavy losses and Sharn knew this civil war would be over soon.  Very soon.  Everything depended on one fight, one clash of blades.  They met at the heart of the battle, axe meeting sword under the canopy of trees.  Stoutclaw fought hard, he had not been a general for nothing, but even he knew he was no match for the Lord of the Axe.  The ferret cried in joy as, by a streak of pure luck, his sword glanced from the curved axe blade to plunge into the flesh of the warlord's hip.  The wolf howled in blind fury and Geddon crashed down, snapping the sword's blade from its hilt.  Sharn slammed the weapon forward, the empty space at the top of the axe, just between the blades, catching Stoutclaw by the throat and pinning him to a tree.  Stoutclaw struggled, fighting to free himself and prolong his life.  It was a futile effort and he knew it.  The wolf leaned close, the heat of his foul breath stinging the ferret's one good eye.  "Tell them," Sharn snarled.  The traitor struggled more.  "Tell them!"

Stoutclaw's raspy voice rang out, shouting above the clamor of steel on steel on flesh.  It was a cry to lay down arms, to cease the attack.  The warring beasts stopped and turned, all eyes on the two leaders.  "It was a lie!  Riconda never planned to rob you!  His word was true, his payment honest."  The troops hissed and growled, anger surging at this revelation.  It was Sharn's voice, powerful, strong, that now called to the animals.  "You see now?  This was all for nothing!  Such death all to aid  this scum who thought he was better than me!  A beast who had to use deceit to turn you to his cause!"  He drew Geddon away from Stoutclaw, allowing the beast to slump to the ground in harsh defeat.  Sharn turned to the angry crowd and walked.  They parted for him, letting him pass in silence.  When he was through, clear of the ranks of troops, he stopped.  He spoke but did not turn.  "Do with him what you will."

Such was the life of Sharn Riconda, Lord of the Axe, the Deathdealer.  It was war and it was neverending.  Victory was now and forever his.
#2
General Discussion / Brian Jacques in Portland
October 07, 2005, 01:38:46 PM
Yesterday, October 6th, Brian Jaques was here in Portland, Oregon to promote his latest books: High Rhulain and the Redwall Cookbook.  For the promotion he's touring the Northwestern US, Washington, Oregon, and I believe a little of Northern California... Most of these visits landed him here in the Portland area. 

MY fianc? and I, both being huge fans, went out to see him at a location not too far from our home.  Nice and convenient.  The bookstore presenting this particular appearance was there, with all of his books available for sale.  We got ourselves the cookbook (we had Shrimp 'n' Hotroot Soup for dinner last night.  It's just as wonderful as those otters make it out to be.) and took seats to watch the show.  He came in from the back, dressed all in black, and mingled around the book table for a brief moment before going up to be introduced to the crowd.

He talked for a good forty minutes.  Let me tell you, this man is hilarious.  Picture if you will, this great author dancing about, curtsying, and all around just goofing off for a bunch of kids.  He said nothing about the new Redwall book, and only spoke briefly about the cookbook (mostly to say why he had it made and why food is so large a part of his books).  He used our copy of the cookbook to show off to the crowd.

Most of his talk was on why he writes, how he got started with Redwall, and what it was like for him growing up.  He took a few questions from the kids, simple things such as why he uses such a select set of animals, what exactly 'boi okee' means, etc.  When a question arose about the animated series it became somewhat apparent that he didn't care much for it.  He wants you to use your imagination for his stories, not see it on a screen.  He avoided the topic as best he could and moved on.  He also explained where the ideas for the mole and hare-speech came from (which led into him speaking in said voices).

We took some pictures, but had to use our camera phones as the room was too dimly lit for the digital camera we had on us to work very well.  They're rather grainy, but it's the best I could do.














(That's our cookbook he's holding.)
#3
General Discussion / Re: Birthdays
October 03, 2005, 01:56:34 PM
Yaaaaaaaaaay.... birthday.   :evil:
#4
General Discussion / Re: Dionaea House
September 09, 2005, 10:50:07 PM
Warner Brothers does have it.  They're looking for a director right now.
#6
General Discussion / Dionaea House
September 07, 2005, 02:05:28 PM
Some of you may have read this before, but for those who have not, be prepared for an incredible read.
For anyone who is not used to them, LiveJournals put the newest posts at the top of the page, so you'll want to read from the bottom on up (when you come to that point, anyway).

http://www.dionaea-house.com/

THE DOOR IS OPEN
#7
General Discussion / Hmm, back?
July 31, 2005, 05:51:47 AM
Meh... Final Fantasy is good and all... But Chrono Trigger blows them all out of the water.
#8
Polling / new Narnia movie
July 29, 2005, 01:08:06 PM
Disney is just the distributor, they have nothing to do with the actual making of the movie (just like Hitchhiker's Guide was released by Disney, but they never touched the movie themselves).

In my opinion, this movie is going to be fantastic.  Everything I've seen of it looks superb, and from what I've heard, it'll be on par with the LotR films.  I believe they're working on the screenplay for Prince Caspian now.  They 'plan' on doing the entire series, but who knows if they'll get that far.
#9
News / Updates / RWL Forums...now on PhpBB
July 24, 2005, 01:52:17 AM
Aye, the skin needs some serious work.
#10
General Discussion / Optical Illusions
June 15, 2005, 04:42:48 PM
 Gah, my head, my eyes!  That one you're directly linked to is by far the best.
#11
Spa Room 101 / spam
June 11, 2005, 05:43:13 PM
 "I don't like spam!"
#12
General Discussion / The Jedi
June 09, 2005, 05:51:14 PM
 From what I read quite some time ago this occured in Australia or New Zealand or some such a few years back and the amount of people who placed 'Jedi' as their religion caused the government to be required to accept it as an official religion.  Not sure if the end result is really true or not, though.
#13
General Discussion / So, like, Star Wars...
June 08, 2005, 10:06:35 PM
 *gasp* Shannara, you ditched school for movies!  Shame.  
I need info about you guys visiting!!

*ahem*  Star Wars.  
There's a novel in the Expanded Universe that tries to put out the idea that there IS NO Light Side or Dark Side of the Force, it's all just a matter of perception.
One of the major characteristics of being a part of the Dark Side is having and showing emotion.  A Jedi must cast off emotion in order to succeed at being one with the Light Side of the Force.  Are you emotionless, willing to not show happiness or sadness, willing to never love or be loved?  If you said 'no,' congratulations!  You've succumbed to the Dark Side!  
What does joining the Dark Side really mean?  As far as I can tell, it means one simple trade... You are ALLOWED to use many different forms of the Force, allowed to show emotion, allowed to really do whatever you want... And all you have to do is use a red lightsaber.  Aye, there's the rub.  If you wanted a spiffy green or blue or whatever lightsaber, tough cookies, red's the limit.  Not even different shades of red... Just plain red.
Now, I said ALLOWED to use different forms of the Force, right?  C'mon, you know darn well that a Jedi can use lightning and the Force choke.  It's not out of their reach... Being a part of the so-called Light Side just puts limits on what you're allowed to do, not what you're capable of doing.  
I'm probably rambling at this point, so I'm done for now.