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 I was thinking it would be considered a Role-Play topic, but no-one ever reads the RP's. Ah, well. Ban me if it really is that important. Almkman, sorry if I broke the rules. ;)


~Duke Aubres~

 It all started. With a single sentence.



Pentephraxis: I think you should be able to attack with food in the next expansion. 'Twould be fun.
Duke Aubres: lol
Duke Aubres: Fly, my pineapples! FLY!
Pentephraxis: LOL
Duke Aubres: Bwahahahahaha
Pentephraxis: But nothing compares to the power of...frozen peas...
Duke Aubres: Uh-oh.
Duke Aubres: *cowers in fear*
Duke Aubres: Pineapples are no match...
Duke Aubres: NO! NOT THE PEAS!!
Pentephraxis: *pulls out peas, only to find that they have defrosted*
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOO...
Duke Aubres: EulaliaaaaAAARGH
Duke Aubres: *charges forward only to find that he was shot by a half-frozen pea*
Pentephraxis: LOL
Duke Aubres: Egh...
Duke Aubres: *leans over to a loyal pineapple officer*
Duke Aubres: Avenge me..
Pentephraxis: Noooooooo.....
Duke Aubres: Ergh.
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Duke Aubres: *dies dramatically*
Duke Aubres: *dies again for a more dramatic effect*
Pentephraxis: lol
Duke Aubres: *pineapple occifer gathers up remaining troops and charges the peas*
Pentephraxis: *peas don't stand a chance against vengeful pinapples*
Duke Aubres: LOL
Duke Aubres: HARCHING, HALTE!
Pentephraxis: My peas.... Nooooooo... *mourns*
Duke Aubres: *pineapples stop their charge and load up their banana guns*
Duke Aubres: Bwahahahaa
Duke Aubres: *piney dudes aim*
Duke Aubres: BLAM!
Duke Aubres: *thousands of pineapple chunks streak towards their target:
Duke Aubres: Ashyra.
Pentephraxis: Yup...
Duke Aubres: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Duke Aubres: *the insane pineapple says*
Pentephraxis: My peas are DEAD...
Duke Aubres: lol
Pentephraxis: *brings out the CARROTS*
Duke Aubres: 0.0
Pentephraxis: Fweheheheheheheheeee!
Duke Aubres: *pineapples stop in their tracks*
Duke Aubres: Erp.
Duke Aubres: FORWARD! TO THE DEATH!
Pentephraxis: *carrots pull out very pointy Pointy Sticks Of DOOM*
Duke Aubres: *all of the pineapples disobey commander in fear of the sticks*
Duke Aubres: NoOoOoOoO!!
Pentephraxis: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!
Duke Aubres: *half of the army deserts*
Duke Aubres: *the others die from a very pointy Pointy Stick barrage*
Pentephraxis: LOL
Duke Aubres: Eep.
Duke Aubres: Ah, well..
Pentephraxis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Duke Aubres: There's always...MY secret weapon...
Pentephraxis: o.O
Duke Aubres: *goes back into refrigerator*
Pentephraxis: *is scared*
Duke Aubres: *comes out with a large trashbag full of....*
Duke Aubres: AUTOMATIC DENTURES!!!!
Duke Aubres: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Pentephraxis: ....
Duke Aubres: *he says as he winds them up*
Pentephraxis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
Duke Aubres: lol
Duke Aubres: *thousands of annoying, chattering, pointy teethed, EVIL dentures come crawling out onto the kitchen floor*
Pentephraxis: *carrots explode with fear, leaving only Pointy Sticks of Doom on the floor*
Pentephraxis: Noooooooooooo!
Duke Aubres: *dentures hurt their feet on the very pointy Pointy Sticks of Doom*
Pentephraxis: how...do...you...stop..them?
Pentephraxis: *finds some...*
Pentephraxis: TOOTHPICKS!
Duke Aubres: *dentures charge out against Ashyra's last remaining carrot cannon*
Duke Aubres: ERP
Duke Aubres: THEIR ONE WEAKNESS
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO!
Pentephraxis: *stuffs the toothpicks in thecarrot cannon*
Duke Aubres: *dentures waddle faster*
Pentephraxis: *3...2...1...BANG!*
Duke Aubres: *dentures are poked in the eyes by thousands of toothpicks*
Pentephraxis: *Toothpicks fly towards dentures at the speed of sound*
Duke Aubres: *more get poked in the eye. All stop waddling*
Duke Aubres: *POOF is the sound they make when they pop into oblivion from lack of twisting*
Duke Aubres: *POOF*
Pentephraxis: *takes the opportunity to find some.....*
Duke Aubres: Uh-oh..
Pentephraxis: *thinks*
Pentephraxis: Vindictive grapes with fruit tea bombs?
Duke Aubres: *goes into his little brother's room*
Pentephraxis: Or could it be....
Duke Aubres: *comes out with*
Pentephraxis: BOOHBAHS?
Pentephraxis: (Boohbahs are an evil English children's TV programme*)
Duke Aubres: *TELETUBBY MINIATURES*
Duke Aubres: *some parts sold separately*
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pentephraxis: *hides*
Duke Aubres: *Teletubbies waddle over to Ashyra's hiding place*
Duke Aubres: *surrounds the toothpick fortress*
Duke Aubres: *bombs of evil sitcom cuteness explode in and around the toothpick base*
Pentephraxis: *The gates open...
Pentephraxis: and out come....
Duke Aubres: *gasp*
Pentephraxis: THE WIGGLES!
Duke Aubres: *teletubbies cannot contend with idiocy of the Wiggles*
Duke Aubres: *some try and stay to fight with their bombs of un-intelligible cuteness*
Pentephraxis: *Wiggles charge*
Duke Aubres: YAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Duke Aubres: *Tubbies die from force of charge*
Duke Aubres: *from out of the rubble of the Teletubby base comes....*
Pentephraxis: *Wiggles trip over dead teletubbies*
Duke Aubres: A Mutation.
Pentephraxis: O.O
Duke Aubres: A teletubby Mutant Ninja turtle. With a AUTOMATIC DENTURE.
Pentephraxis: O.O
Pentephraxis: Save us!
Duke Aubres: *Tubby-Turtle, TT for short, eats the first Wiggle figurine that he sees*
Pentephraxis: *a noise can be heard from the toothpick fortress*
Duke Aubres: *TT stops his eating to look up*
Pentephraxis: *the gates swing open...*
Pentephraxis: Out rolls...
Duke Aubres: *crickets chirp*
Pentephraxis: The GIANT WHEEL 'O' CHEESE?
Pentephraxis: *gasp*
Duke Aubres: NO! THE TRADEMARK! NOT THE TRADEMARK!!
Duke Aubres: AND....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Duke Aubres: CHEESE-Y-NESS!
Duke Aubres: *TT stands stock still in horror*
Pentephraxis: *cheese rolls forwards*
Duke Aubres: *TT side-steps just in time to avoid being rolled-over*
Duke Aubres: *he uses his video-camera belly to try and make mush of the cheese's brain*
Duke Aubres: BZZZZZRRRPP!
Pentephraxis: The Giant Wheel 'O' Cheese?  has no brain! It is therefore UNSTOPPABLE!
Duke Aubres: AGH!!
Pentephraxis: But it looks tasty...
Pentephraxis: ?
Duke Aubres: *The TT had not counted on a foe having a brain as tiny at it's own...*
Duke Aubres: *TT tries to use his dentures to save him*
Duke Aubres: *Gnaw. Crunch, munch*
Pentephraxis: The only thng that the Giant Wheel 'o' Cheese? fears!
Duke Aubres: THE TUBBY-TURTLE IS EATING THE TRADEMARKED CHEESE!
Pentephraxis: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Duke Aubres: *cheers come up from the dead teletubby figurines*
Pentephraxis: *the last of the cheese disappears*
Duke Aubres: *TT burps*
Pentephraxis: NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO...
Duke Aubres: But wait!
Pentephraxis: But...
Duke Aubres: Something rumbles..
Pentephraxis: The cheese has it's own secret weapon!
Duke Aubres: *TT's stomach rumbles*
Pentephraxis: Is the TT going to die of cheese poisoning?
Duke Aubres: YEEEEEAAAAARGH!
Duke Aubres: *TT flops down on the ground, writhing in agony*
Duke Aubres: *clutches his stomach*
Duke Aubres: NO!!! CAN IT BE???
Duke Aubres: *TT dies from trademarked cheese poisoning*
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pentephraxis: *Ashyra cheers*
Duke Aubres: Grr.
Pentephraxis: Is there anything left of her army...
Duke Aubres: *gets out his last reserve*
Duke Aubres: ICE CUBES!!!!
Pentephraxis: O.o
Duke Aubres: Bwarrharrharr
Pentephraxis: Oh no.
Duke Aubres: *Ice Cubes slide out of the Fridgerator*
Pentephraxis: *is hypnotized by their shiny-ness*
Pentephraxis: Oooooooh....
Pentephraxis: *watches*
Duke Aubres: *chips them into fashionable figurines*
Pentephraxis: *stares*
Pentephraxis: Ooooooh....
Duke Aubres: *figurines advance agaisnt Ashyra in her stupor of shiny-ness*
Duke Aubres: Blip....Bloop...
Pentephraxis: *At the last minute...
Pentephraxis: A huge HAMSTER  appears!
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOO!
Pentephraxis: And it's wearing a little Superman cape...
Duke Aubres: *figurines stop in their tracks*
Pentephraxis: And it's FLYING!
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Duke Aubres: *figurines cower in icy fear*
Pentephraxis: *It picks up Ashyra and carries her to safety*
Duke Aubres: *figurines' blood runs cold*
Pentephraxis: *hamster lands*
Pentephraxis: *hamster opens its mouth...*
Duke Aubres: *figurines try to move, but are "frozen" in their tracks*
Pentephraxis: *hamster eats the first figurine!*
Duke Aubres: *gasps*
Duke Aubres: *figurines charge at the last moment*
Pentephraxis: *hamster swallows them...*
Pentephraxis: But the hamster is not listening to Ashyra's orders!
Duke Aubres: Oh My gosh!
Duke Aubres: AND LOOK
Pentephraxis: *looks*
Duke Aubres: *lots of baby grape rebels come in from the southern lands*
Duke Aubres: CHARGE, MY PRETTIES
Pentephraxis: *It turns around.... and flaps it's superman cape....and is too heavy to fly!*
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOO
Duke Aubres: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
Duke Aubres: *grapes attack the cute hamster*
Pentephraxis: *hamster steps on the grapes!*
Duke Aubres: NOOOoooOOOOoooooOOO!
Duke Aubres: *Duke Aubres realizes he cannot face the mighty power of a fat hamster with a superman cape*
Duke Aubres: *retreats to his country of Burgundy-land*
Pentephraxis: *chases the hamster over the horizon*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END

 Maybe, if Slayer wanted a reset that badly, they all could disband and go at each other, giving the Top Ten free reign.

 No offense to you people, but man you have the nerdiest games!

And notice how Colin is like the only normal looking kid there, everyone else is fat or wasting their time.


I mean man, why do you spend all your money, and most of your time, to buying peices of cardboard to show off, I have never met anyone that goes "Woah what a great card!" I personally think teenagers are getting sucked into a fad, and they dont wanna get off thier behinds and go outside.

The only reason I play this game is so that I can rival my cousins in yet another thing, If they didnt play I would spend the 15 minutes a day I come on here outside Accomplishing something, or getting a workout, I'm sorry but this is kinda a dumb fad too, call this post flaming but I really mean it!


Later you said "Watch all you nerds are gonna sit here for another long while trying to give me a nice explaination on why they like this site and pokymon and whatever other dumb fads they take part in, but really inside you guys are all in denial. "

You KNOW if we're in denial or not? Do you KNOW anything about us at all in Real Life? Please, kind sir, refrain from speaking such things. You will only get people angry at you. God loves you, man.


~Duke Aubres~

 I don't gain any. I'm maxed out. I can't gain anymore. Ah,yes. Pardon my forgetting to put it in there.


~Duke Aubres~

 Is girls all you care about? I am confused. Ah, yes. I DO do things besides the computer. Except, I don't talk about it here. I bet you do something that is not considered cool during your lifetime. And even if we are nerds, it means little. Do we get fined for not comforming to the social norm? Will be be tarred and feathered? You might want to re-organize your priorities. Mine are:

1. God

2. Family

3. Soccer, 4-H club, Historical club

4. School

5. RWL

Please do not write off everyone here as dorks. It's really unbecoming of you.

 0.o Oooooo-KAY. I come here, and came here because I homeschool. When you homeschool, you have almost no social life whatsoever. My friends can vouch for me. I did this to meet people. We are NOT nerds. I took a check at the photo album for RWL. Most of us are pretty good looking, anyway. NONE are fat. Please, when you have an opinion like that, keep it to yourself, as it only hurts people's feelings. Tah-Tah!

~Duke Aubres~

P.S.  

 I've maxed out my number of leaders. I go over and I click "Pressgang" and it says I need 12k more leaders. What is WRONG? I am extremely puzzled. Blech.


~Duke Aubres~  

 Ahem. Let me explain, good friend. I decided I couldn't re-make the olde clannse because of copyright infringements. so, I decided to make a run-off of the strongest clan in the First Era, EO. It's for all ye olde EO members, olde playersse, and anyone who wants to join, basically. Shael is locked out of her account, I beleive, so I couldn't join her clan. <_<


~Duke Aubres~

 Are they also resetting Regular? I would love that....

~Duke Aubres~

 The Great Stormclaw? Seventieth ranking? Asking for aid? Hurh? :huh:


~Duke Aubres~

 I mean the REALLY old ones, like before EO came into power. Did Spigot have a clan?

 I was here in the first era, but I've forgotten all of the old clan names. Could someone jog my memory so that I may revive one of the clans and bring it back to it's former strength? I really loved the olden times, and I want to bring a clan and get some of it back.

I currently remember:

VU
EO
VI ( jus' kidding)
Ereptor's clan that did alot of damage and got him into power
Ratimics Tribe, I think the abbreviation was RM?
Nothing else comes to mind

Please add to this, gents and ladies. I would be most appreciative!

~Duke Aubres~

 Could we try and make some new fun gadgets for clans? Like, you could insert a picture instead of just an abbreviation for their clan status in the socres, or maybe the clan chat room idea. I liked the huge clan wars! *used to play in the old era*

 Wow. Being an Apprentice? AND being involved in a clan war? This might be exciting! May I join your clan, Shael? My number is #491.

~Duke Aubres~

P.S. I know it says Armagnac Loyalists, and they are French, but I'm asking the administrator to change it to something more suitable! Tah-tah!