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 On your head.

Why does school have to start again?

 Because of the shoe

What is cheese made of?

 No but while I try to check in it says:

An attempt has been made to access or communicate with the following location.  This may present a security risk.

Then it says if you want to allow or cancel.  What should I do?

 So they can get the coconuts to throw on your head.

Why doesn't redwall have blue walls?

 I'm a dislexic cow!  Ooooooooooom!

 Because there's yellow cheese, blue cheese, and white cheese.  There can't be more than three colors.

Why?

 I have a sword I made out of a long cardboard tubes inside of wrapping paper rolls.  Then I painted it and it looks really cool.  I've done archery a couple times and I loved it, but you know what I love more?  Go-Karting!  Did they have go-karts in Redwall?

 Looks like fun.  I just might sign up.  Does anything happen when you're away for a week?

 Because the leprechaun tells you to burn things.

Why is Mukluk such a weird word?

 Because they're too busy reading newspapers in the bathroom.

Why am I here?

 Because your nose is too.  He he.  It ryhmes!

How do they make their clothes?

 They're animals...  they don't have opposable thumbs!  They can't invent things without thumbs...  which brings me to my question.

How did they get thumbs, and if they don't have thumbs, how do they hold things like swords.

 He wouldn't freeze in Alaska.  It was 80 degrees up here a week ago.  Then it got cloudy and rainy...
Anyway, I'm leaving in ummm... *looks at calendar*  a few days.  I'm leaving on the 2nd for California, and then a 4 day cruise to Mexico.

 Ah rats!  I was gonna say Alaska.  Umm, Western US, like California or Washington.  Either that or Canada.

 *Lives in Alaska*  80 degrees is hot for me.  Though I'm going to Mexico in a week...  Don't know how I'll live.