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as espionage minister it's probably important that I go, right?

Umbra tricks Ungatt into taking his place, and leaves the military quietly. On the way out he poisons Camaclue' pizza and commandeers a jet to fly away to Iran.

That's true.

Umbra strains the liquified cheese out of the volcano's remains and assembles it into a slightly lumpy but iddentifiable an delicious piece of cheese, then goes to enlist in Ungatt's army. This is obviously the last place Ungatt will look, and everyone else will get owned if they come near.

You guys are bad at this.

Umbra convinces the extraordinarily well dressed guards to help him hunt down Camaclue in their jetmarinecopter, but they are a little bit tipsy and crash it into Cam's boat, causing it to capsize. Umbra dives for the cheese!

Umbda buys a 10,000 dollar suit and simply walks into the safehouse and takes the cheese. He engages in some light wine tasting with the guards on the way out, and decides that now would be a good time to cut into the cheese.

no.

Umbra uses a vial of the black plague to take down Ungatt's Plague and steals the cheese while wearing a HASMAT suit. He really wants to eat the cheese but needs to bring it back to the lab for decontamination first.

Umbra posed as a security guard and stopped Krowdon on the way out. Since the cheese didn't appear on the receipt, he passed her off to the real guards to be arrested and slipped away with the evidence bag containing the cheese.

The object at the end of every post is to be in possession of the cheese. Sort of RP, but with looser rules (there aren't any rules).

I'll start:

Umbra decided that he wanted a snack, so he went to the fridge to get some cheese. He put in on the cutting board, and turned around to rummage in the cupboard for some crackers.

why is Lumis my counterpart?

what is wolf snare?

who is the enemy?

who is durza?

espionage minister!

ok!