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voted for god because god is #1

MY GOD COULD BEAT UP YOUR GOD.

edited: hey guys I just had a thought what if we all decided that tylenol and advil were the same thing and then went outside to play racquetball?

I eat soup with a teaspoon. Some people think that soup eating might be better with a tablespoon but I know better, it is best to savor this things. Besides, they don't know anyways. After all, cricket umpires and baseball umpires can't trade position on Tuesdays!

Yeah, and grape preserves are the same thing as jam!

I put my underwear on over my trousers this morning.

Guys I can't believe that you aren't taking this as seriously as the Pope takes the issue of making every single one of his followers speak Latin. I mean, the Pope speaks Latin, so we Catholics all speak Latin because he does.

One time I tried to put a baseball in my mouth. It didn't fit but one day...

Guys, what I am trying to say is that I think that my poor understanding of virtually every topic is a source of amusement to everyone.

Hotdogs should be eaten at every meal.

I think that the letters "m" and "y" are both misrepresented and misunderstood. These humble letters can be put together to form most words, including "mummy" and "marmot" except "marmot" does not have a "y" in it, but I often like to think it does.

If I am feeling extra catholic am I feeling Popey?

where I come from there aren't grades we just show up to whatever class we feel like and my favorite class to go to is writing class we often learn about how to not write run-on sentences and I do very well in that class.

Tonight we ate baked potatoes and it burned my mouth.

It is two pages after the fact. In the interest of inflating my post count, it is my obligation to become indignant over issues that have already been dropped. It is me, I am Moose.

it is our nature