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T)(ats w)(ere you're WRONG

Glub. 38)

it is my beleif t

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Sorry Aradia! )(--E--E )(--E--E

ribbit

it is n0t supp0sed t0 happen

we are n0t destined t0 find them

equius and feferi are n0t t0 be f0und

n0r shall any0ne find them

ribbit 0__0

0ur empress is a cruel w0man

if she is indeed feferis ancest0r she w0uld have inherited s0me traits

ribbit

recessive but still danger0us

if feferi is taking 0n the r0le 0f empress then we sh0uld be c0ncerned

Yes

Is that all

S0me

hell0

Coming here was unav0idable

S0 n0w we can speak

Too bad. Welp, now I have exhausted your supply of females and failed to find a suitable wife as they all conveniently rejected me, probably in the favor of some future plot device. However that will never come to fruition now as I will begin the troll scourge in 1 hour's time unless a resolution is met.

I doubt you have the ability to preform female marital duties.

wwhat is the difference

My door don't swing that way, nancy boy.

wh0 d0 y0u wish to speak t0 s0 y0u can res0lve this

i cann0t be y0ur matesprit

ribbit ribbit

The best is yet to come...

Also if you deny then I'd have no choice but to wage total war on the troll scourge, I'm trying to make things easier for all of us including you and myself. This is my last attempt at a diplomatic solution to our peril.

A peril which if not averted, would prevent a way cooler and far more destructive peril in our future. I think you pretty much have an obligation to stop that from happening. As do I.

why w0uld y0u wish t0 make war

perhaps

this isnt what i was seeking

Short story: I am an ageless, immortal, shapeshifting, time travelling, inter-dimensional being with multiple personalities and countless stories of my adventures through existence following my creation by Cthulhu in the Void before the force known as "time" had taken its impact on our reality and many like it (which I have also explored)

I have access to many forms of information on any and all subjects concerning our existence from now ad infinitum and before.

Also access to cures for certain... afflictions which may spoil the character. Including post-life.

ribbit