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WHAT THE [wash my mouth out!!!] IS WRING WITH YOU NOOKSNIFFERS

ATTENTION HUMANS.
THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.

I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FIXING ARADIA

SOLLUX DOESNT BUILD ROBOTS

FEFERI GET YOUR [BEHIND] BACK HERE

HOLY poo HOLY poo

I WAS JUST IN THE OTHER duck ROOM AND SHE BLEW UP

WHATS MS PAINT ADVENTURES

ARE MONOBROWS A SIGN OF DOMINANCE IN YOUR SPECIES

I DONT GIVE A [DARN] ABOUT YOUR DAY

Why hellllooooo.

FINIALLY

BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE LEADER IS FOR YOU WENCH

KANAYA IS NOT THE LEADER SO STOP ASKING HER QUESTIONS

I AM THE LEADER YOU SHOULD BE BEGGING TO TALK TO ME

ARE YOU ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THIS [poop]?

WHATEVER. WHOEVER WANTS THIS COMPUTER CAN HAVE IT.

I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM.

I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS MESS RIGHT NOW.

WHAT THE HECK DOES EQUIUS WANT WITH ME?

STFU SOLLUX

AND IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THIS, WE'RE DISCUSSING IT LATER