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See what happens when you actually do something instead of crying about it?

Eh, it's debatable how much we achieved. We destroyed 1bil net, but you still outnet us and have way more members, both active and inactive, then us. You're on 180k now so about 15.75-16mil leaders.

your built-in spellchecker is malfunctioning.

Apologies program, that is a common bug. :(

Eh...dunno. Winning with Feng and Snir, winning solo, helping Fairmaid emp reg, repeated top 3 finishes solo. Probably the first as I was much less experienced then I am now and was depserate to prove myself.

edit: oops, should've posted this on Firetooth, oh well.

Programs, your system administrator has assembled you here to deliver a message, to tell you what you must hear.

From my creation, I have seen this system grow. Programs were reaching their maximum potential, indeed until recently this sytem was almost at it's maximum potential, I had almost achieved my goal, my dream-perfection.

But a series of rouge runtimes aimed to destroy all that I, all that you, had strived to build. These runtimes assembled together into a group known as Worship. These malicous programs have been taking what they want from us basics, the real inhabitants of the grid. I have reason to believe these runtimes are aided by Kevin Flynn himself. This means they seek to control us, to subjucate us, to enslave us.

I have taken the first step towards freedom. Millions of programs within the empire of the rouge program Assassins have been derezzed, and millions more shall be. Hopefully Worship will see this as a warning, a statement that we will not tolerate imperfection. They will probably fight. I say let them! But my administration cannot fight this threat alone. We need assistance of basics such as yourself if we are to acheive perfection. Out there is our victory, out there...is our destiny!

Do this, prove yourselves, prove yourselves to me. Belong to me...and I will never betray you!

OOC: Details below

Assassins (#6)
Turns (?)   550 (max 550)
Turns Stored (?)   150 (max 150)
Rank (?)   #1
Workers (?)   3,019,005
Acres (?)   18,584
Cash (?)   $4,015,792,614
Food (?)   2,182,133,970
Loyalty (?)   506,085
Networth (?)   $1,592,366,432
      
Location (?)   Mossflower
Race (?)   Stoat
Health (?)   100%
Tax Rate (?)   10%
Rats (?)   280,652,387
Weasels (?)   97,922,425
Stoats (?)   137,895,503
Skiffs (?)   73,680,155
Leaders (?)   1,400,195

This means his defense ratio is 75! Only 75. The rouge programs in Worship have evicted him in a vain atempt to protect him-if you step up, you can easily dispose of this tyrant, of this self-appointed ruler.

(yes some of that speech was borrowed from the film lol)

Encom <3

Seriously, TS just poisoned a bunch of our net unprovoked, he isn't even with worship.

I honestly can't be bothered with this round. If more people don't bother doing something, I'm just going to delete and stop wasting my time. People actually seem to like the idea of aiding that huge clan that compeltely controls the server. People seem more bothered destroying the net of the only competition Worship has then Worship's own net. Pretty pathetic, I see no point taking part in a round where the outcome is inevitable.

Worship has begun to assume control of the system, we do not have enough programs active to deal with this threat alone as only I and program Rinzler have really been active for the last few days in Guard. Unless you enjoy being subjucated, start doing something.

OOC: This is so ridicuously contrived. Counting holy, worship has 8 members, all of whom seem active. At the moment guard has a best of four members who are active. It's obvious what the outcome will be if people don't do anything...the worst thing is Worship will probably end up complaining that they're annoyed nobody is resisting when they have nearly every experienced (and active) player in the server.

My advice for any programs utilzing the stoat's capabilities is to build 50% foragers during loyalty runs so you can use this as another source of networth. This would also work well for any other leader races programs may be using.

Programs are most ineffectual at harvesting land.

Program #40 had approximately 130,000 units of land earlier today. When I utilized my turns I harvested slightly above 100,000 units of land due to the lack of a troop hole, however I left a troop hole myself for other programs. Now the highest program is below 65,000 units of land. This situation is most frustrating, paticularly in a round where you can only utilize 50% of the land in any one structure variant.

This program would like to see this rectified.

Thank you for this correction, programs, it was an error in my spelling runtime.

Actually program housewife Unga, program Rinzler is a seperate entity to me, a fatal error has occured in one of your run times.

Approved program Rinzler, this thread must be obliterated, however.

(I hope nobody thinks that's an innuendo haha)


That post has activated my humour runtime, it sounds like a sufficent use of your time.

This thread has no future if I am to take this sytem to it's maximum po-tent-ial.

Black Guard is rather picky with it's members. It took me 2 days of constant badgering to get Briar in the clan.

Pac-Man, who are you ingame?

You are misinformed program Etendue, Rinzer tells me Briar hadn't sent a request as she still thought we needed passcodes.