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 Okay, I don't have any real pictures of me on the computer. Just a few pics of my sis and her boyfriend. *Doesn't like the fact that he doesn't have a scanner or a digital camera.*

 OOC: Well since Bran is in the south, I'll come back,
Honeg saw, from ontop of his eagle, a great castle in Southsward where he was. Maybe this ruler would have more understanding. The skies darkened with the great host of birds that came was only about a third of his winged forces. Carrying himself to the gate, the legless marten spoke to the gatekeeper (guard, whatever),
"Tell the ruler of this castle, if he is not allied with Kilkenne the Emperor of the North, that he has the service of Honeg the powerful. For I have forces that can cover the skies and good fighters, waiting for my command, not too many, but great and fearless warriors. Tell your ruler, that I wish to join him, I do not ask for great power or land, just a place where I can live." A rustle in the bushes signalled that the few free and strong of the Northlands, not allied with Kilk, had arrived, "Those are my fighters, ready to fight at the command of your ruler and myself!"

 I like Blackeyes the Great! I am Pikepaw the Evil person who wants to destroy the Earth and rule an island with a big army and a vet/pet store and never have any homework again and who wants to live on Mel-Mac and has a lot of different names and that Wapekip is Pikepaw spelled backwars and Htar Htru is Urth Rath spelled backwards and is crazy and very good at making really bad run on sentences have you run out of breath yet? So, did anybody's overload and they died reading that, just post and put no logical words if you did actually die.

 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Where is the cheese?  That picture is terrifying, keep the young uns away! Ashyra without cheese, it's horrible! *Ushers little ones away from the terrifying picture.* Though my face is much more scary, people would fall down dead seeing that and would ask, "That is not human!" http://www.rovl.org/vi/?p=display&e=704
There is a less horrifying painting done of me. Very acurate in some points, but not completely.

 It's been so long and I've become so evil and actually wise, though not too wise.

 This topic isn't odd, I'm odd. LOL! I am going to destroy the Earth now and hide! LOL!

 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I'm sorry! I'M STUCK TO MY TV! Can I just have a bowl of Ice Cream and a slice of Pizza and a bone to gnaw on please? I am sorry that I am so evil, but that is just the way I am. So unglue me from the TV and make this forcefield go away.

 Wow, I always thought that TR stood for TR. But really it stands for Team Rocket, learn a new thing everyday.

 *Steals all the pizza, ice cream and everyone's bones. Then he swims away to his underground lair to eat it all while watching cartoons.* MMWWWHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 Honeg promised himself, as he headed far away on the back of an eagle from Kilk's fortress, that he would never return. Never, never, again would he ever dare come within four seasons march of even the Emperor's petty, scrawny slave, he didn't want an ecounter like that again. He headed south, for Kilkenne was emperor only of the north, never again could the marten show his face in the north. He would never be heard of in the north ever again.
OOC: My fleeingh to the south means I am leaving this rp, never to be heard of or seen again.

 Not expecting any mercy, Honeg wrapped his cloak about himself and disappeared. The hawks, kites and eagles had all vanished too. The marten was gone, every creature was where they were and then Honeg had disappeared without touching anyone else.

 The pine marten put his face to the ground and tears came out of his eyes and begged,
"Please let them be, let us leave this place in peace and I shall never trouble you again Emperor! I was wrong in what I did and said! Just let me and my birds live and go free and you shall never hear of Honeg the Powerful again!" Honeg looked up a little pleadingly at Emperor Kilkenne, the birds were his friends, he could not have them slain.  

 It's called attacking first and then telling them why. That would be the way I would do it, but only if I had the forces to back it up.

 Honeg replied calmly, though he was surrounded,
"I am sorry for my words, I had not heard of you before, oh Emperor, as I come from the far north, a place where beasts from the south never travel, covered with ice, snow and rock and the tiny houses of the villiagers. There, no one else hear's anything of us and we hear nothing of anyone. It is a place of freedom, I was born there and have lived there my whole life, losing my legs defending it against a rare attack. They are few it may seem, but they are the few that are still strong and free. I am sorry to offend you Emperor, for I come from a place where we know nothing of anyone outside, may you take my apologies," Then the pine marten looked up, a light in his eye, "But I warn you, I am a better ally than foe, not to threaten you Sir. Though, if you kill one of my friends or attempt to kill me, you will never see the sun for the rest of your life, because the skies above your head will be filled with deadly birds, waiting to kill, if you decide to be my foe. If you decide to make me ally, then your enemies will never see the sun again instead of you, for I have that power, there are many birds on my side. Enough to cover the skies above your head. The choice is yours Emperor, live in darkness or have me as a beast in your army. I do not threaten, hold power, offend or do anything else your Emperorship may not like, I simply offer a choice." Honeg awaited the answer, no nervousness written on his face.

 I agree with John, probably just a new guy trying ta scare ya. Only a new guy would message you with a threat like that.