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 No you came back to be owned by me...

I must say you're doing quite well.

 Well done arguing your point there.

Ridiculous.

You're not very smart are you?

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 Cindarin:
Must say your post was equally, if not more so, incoherent than any of Orcrist's. As much as I love the outline format (It really is something special there) you failed to make any valid points.

"Must I read your incoherent post Ocrist? You see, unlike you, it is very easy for me to just look at the name of the person who posted and to myself, ?Nope don?t need to read that pile of bull. For another point, if it weren?t for the ?flaming? / ?swearing? rules. I would be burning you so badly that you would be crying to your parents to TRY and make me stop. Also it wouldn?t take me much to have over seventeen people coming in here and making you cry every time you open a topic."

That was... amusing.

You would be burning him so badly that he would be crying to his parents?

Now that was actually funny.

Somehow I doubt anyone would care if you got seventeen of your friends to come in here and say anything. Better yet, feel free to invite them. If they're as asinine and dense as you, I'll have quite a good time ridiculing them. Somehow the threat of an internet word bout doesn't seem to significant to me. Now if I were to tell you I'd get 17 of my friends and smack you around for talking like that, then perhaps it would hold some meaning.

The Redwall:Warlords Forum Gang. Tough ey?

See now I am actually laughing.

"Of course YOU haven't because you still have the intelligance of a twelve year old."

Read that a few times Cindarin. Maybe I've got this all wrong, but when I'm trying to insult someone's intelligEnce, I don't spell the word wrong. That just makes me look unintelligEnt.

In conclusion: [edited]

"Shut your mouth, take your hand off of that thing you call manhood, and get a REAL EDUCATION!"

Coming from the mouth of the intelligEnt boy. I'm going to assume he is slightly older than twelve based on the fact that he used it as an insult. Although I'm quite certain my twelve year old brother can spell the word right...

I personally am looking for a REAL EDUCATION. If you would be so kind as to send me some information regarding a school where they teach spelling to mindless fools, I would be very grateful.

"I apologies to the admins for my rude behavior, but currently I am enraged beyond comprehension and if anyone has a problem with that they can drive on over to Ottawa and settle it once and for all. If anyone wants to know why I am angry; you can shove it where the sun don?t shine."

I aplologies to the admins for spelling this word (apologize) wrong throughout my entire post. Although I previously stated I could care less about anyone on this forum, somehow I have been enraged beyond comprehension because of someone on this forum. If anyone wants to know why I am angry, then they can shove wanting to know why I was angry where the sun don't shine.

Edit:
Concerning playing with dolls.
Now how you managed to ascertain the fact that he played with dolls from a post where he discussed a Redwall Forum problem still has left me baffled. Perhaps it became evident to you when you realized you had absolutely nothing intelligEnt to respond with. Or was it when you realized that you were about as mature as a twelve year old? Brilliant Sherlock!

I'll be on over to Ottawa as soon as possible.

Peace!

[*sighs* Name calling? It's childish, flaming, and against the rules. Why don't you try reading them again?]

 It was funny. Humorous. I laughed.

It's a valid point.

The posts following it though were completely lacking in insight and added nothing to the discussion.

You'd think someone, out of all of you, who made a leaving post would argue or try to justify it.

Sadly.
Just like always.

Let's smile and laugh.

[Flaming:]

 Flaming:
Until it reaches a certain point, let it go. Disputes and debates are going to lead to misunderstandings. Coincidentally, people aren't going to like each other. If the member can't handle it, then they're more than welcome to stay out of it. Generally, if someones beings flamed, then they've done something to anger another individual. Whether the person's reaction is justified or not doesn't really matter.

If you don't want to be flamed, then stay out of heated discussions. I've never, if ever, seen someone flamed when they're not participating in the topic. I agree whole heartedly with Vengerak on this issue.

Leaving:
Let the people keep posting these topics all they want. I could care less. If you want to leave the forums, leave. However I don't understand the point of making a topic there if you're not planning on coming back to read it... Just looking for attention.

Gagging:
Never really justified. Should be limited to curse words or extreme offenses.  

 Well while we're on the subject of clans...

Oh Wait!

We aren't!

Eeek...

Power Rangers-Ninja Strike!

:ph34r: (Thats Me)
:ph34r: (The Green Ranger)
:ph34r: (The Red Ranger)
:ph34r: (The White Ranger)

::cries:: (Evil Zordon)

:ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:
vs.
::cries::

Hyah! Hyah!
Poof bam!
Smack!
:ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:
vs.
::cries::

*dying breath*
Laser Grenades

 *skips around merrily*
*grabs an apple and laughs because its funny that its an apple*
*names himself the official notecard holder of the Admins*
*worships fervently the two new mods*

And while we're on that subject.

*marries Jakee*
*marries May*
*marries The Really Cool Warlord*

Edit: Whoops I forgot a few

*marries him*
*marrier her*
*marries you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you... Oh yes... And you!*

*evil laugh and computer talking*

I 14643pwn url htm taggings cool.

*snicker* They don't even understand the language...

Cheetos and Fine Leather Pudding!

Haha, get it you guys?
Its funny because its random and doesn't make any sense.

See!

 Edit: This isn't Peace and I didn't know that got you mad. It was more of a kinda idea I had for a like compiling of records.

Sorry!

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 In Leaders 8:21 (Wolf Bite's Journal Chapter 8 Line 21)

"And Grandmaster Wolf Bite made a journal of his experience: and Wolf Bite remembered his wisdom, and every little thing. And the calculators computed furiously, and after one hundred and fifty hours the work ceased. And the formulas ended in the seventh month on the seventeenth day of the month. The fountains of wisdom were stopped, and the work from the Grandmaster was restrained: And the formula was hanging in the heavens.

8(E x The Approximate Ratio of Leaders) when E is equal to the number of rats massed within a single run/Amount of Land-(Turns given x Mercenarys)/.31593=1/2 The number of hours played and the given leader forumala. Justified by the Leaders to Hours Postulate of Inequality, and the Intersecting Army Theorys."

In Conclusion: The Journal holds the answers.

Edited by Peace Alliance on 12:52 AM 10/26/03. Note: Journal should be spelled with a capital J in this instance because of the importance of it. The grammar rules are similar to that of the spellings of "Torah" and "Bible."

Note: This is an extremely serious case of "Wolf Envy"; in this more severe version, it is often referred to as "Wolfship", composed of the name "Wolf" with the suffix ship, from the English word Worship. There is currently no known cure, and is classified as "Highly Contagious." The origins are not known, although some believe it is the result of extended periods of time spent writing and reading Promisance journals.

 !Whew!
For a second there I was worried those thirty-one pages would be completely useless.

It's a lovelyed good thing they're not, seeing as I printed them out onto real nice paper, sent them to a book company, and had it bound.

I carry it around with me everywhere now, under my pillow, inside my school binder. I even had an extra copy made for my apartment. I showed my 42 year old dad the other day, and he was completely baffled as to how someone could have that much time!

Wow! Thanks Wolf Bite!

Edit: Forumgoers may experience a fatal case of "Wolf Envy" upon reading. Friends, fresh air, and medical help is advised. Symptoms may include red eyes, obsession with troop numbers, and inordinate amounts of calculators. See friend immideatly if you experience any of the above.

Leaving turbo only? or the game

Yes as I just stated, you are.

The One feels it his duty to speak in a time of such stupidity. At this point in time it seems a little enlightenment is needed by you fools.

Are you all complete fools? Ereptor is "stepping down" so Ad can supposedly take his place. His calculator is at work again.

Ad will have 50 billion food and almost no troops, but he will be rank 1. So Ad "becomes" Emperor by having more food than everyone else. Ereptor the wielder of the silent calculator will be rank 2. The pale one with no complexion. The fool with no life. Sorry about that back to the point. Ad the Rat will have more food than anyone, and Ereptor will have the most troops, leaders, land and pretty much everything else as well.

He is worthless as a leader. Ereptor has a new pawn, and you all believe he is sincere. Now Ereptor faces no attacks, no enemies, and the same power hes always had. Fools!
                                       
                                                     -The Enlightened One

Are you allowed to use profanity in Personal messages? and if you arent what is the punishment? I have recently recieved some that arent to my liking.
                                                            -The One

      Eretor suddenly faced an entirely new problem, one of his minions had done what he did to so many people, backstabbed him. Suddenly his worst memories came back to him, of those long nights spent awake at his calculator computing tables while his skin turned white and his friends abandoned him, the days where he cruelly wielded his silent powers to destroy his enemies. Those sad times of low networth where he had cried himself to sleep every night for 3 years... The day of realization when he had betrayed his only friend to gain 235 redwall dollars and 12 acres of land. That was when he decided to hack the Redwall server, to slowly delete his enemies forces until none remained... that is the problem now as it will be for all eternity. His silent skills can never be matched.
                                                  -The One