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Perhaps it was because he failed to yield the warnings.

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FATAL ERROR DETECTED IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORK
NO DUR NO DUR NOD UR DONUR
BUT POSSIBLE

This good citizen beat me to it...

WARNING! WE HAVE DETECTED A CLASS 4 PIPPIN HISSY FIT! ALL CIVILIANS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE COVER TO AVOID THE NOOB RADIATION!

All civilians are advised to watch the following information videos to maximize probability of survival:

Duck and Cover - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixy5FBLnh7o

Surviving an Atomic Attack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V47Qs9Eyus&feature=related

Living in a Fallout shelter (part 1 of 5, please seek the others in the "related videos" list) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Zgyp4HgNU&feature=related

!!!UPDATE!!!

THREAT LEVEL INCREASED TO 10!

***WARNING---LEVEL 8***

TYPE: ATOMIC ATTACK


ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 06, 1956 [TODAY] AN ATOMIC EXPLOSION WAS DETECTED IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. THE DEATH COUNT IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN, BUT IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THE ENTIRE POPULATION PERISHED IN THE ATTACK.

THE ATTACK TYPE WAS A NUCLEAR ICBM THAT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE COME FROM RUSSIA.

!!!WARNING!!!
NUCLEAR WEAPONS DETECTED HEADING FOR THE FOLLOWING CITIES:
SEATTLE
RENO
DALLAS
WASHINGTON D.C.
NEW YORK



ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVISED TO REPORT TO A FALLOUT SHELTER AT ONCE. IF THERE ARE NO AVAILABLE FALLOUT SHELTERS IN YOUR AREA, PLEASE SEEK COVER IN A PROTECTED AREA.