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Messages - U.S. Civil Defense

#1
Spa Room 101 / Re: attack of the canadians
March 18, 2011, 09:16:54 PM
Perhaps it was because he failed to yield the warnings.
#2
Spa Room 101 / Re: Long live RSL!
March 03, 2011, 03:59:38 PM
WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^WARNING!%^
FATAL ERROR DETECTED IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORKD IN NETWORK
NO DUR NO DUR NOD UR DONUR
BUT POSSIBLE
#3
Spa Room 101 / Re: Beware the communist!
July 11, 2010, 07:18:40 PM
This good citizen beat me to it...
#4
Spa Room 101 / WARNING!
October 28, 2009, 04:20:22 PM
WARNING! WE HAVE DETECTED A CLASS 4 PIPPIN HISSY FIT! ALL CIVILIANS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE COVER TO AVOID THE NOOB RADIATION!
#5
Spa Room 101 / Re: CIVIL DEFENSE ANNOUNCMENT
October 06, 2009, 07:43:55 PM
All civilians are advised to watch the following information videos to maximize probability of survival:

Duck and Cover - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixy5FBLnh7o

Surviving an Atomic Attack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V47Qs9Eyus&feature=related

Living in a Fallout shelter (part 1 of 5, please seek the others in the "related videos" list) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Zgyp4HgNU&feature=related
#6
Spa Room 101 / Re: CIVIL DEFENSE ANNOUNCMENT
October 06, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
!!!UPDATE!!!

THREAT LEVEL INCREASED TO 10!
#7
Spa Room 101 / CIVIL DEFENSE ANNOUNCMENT
October 06, 2009, 07:35:54 PM
***WARNING---LEVEL 8***

TYPE: ATOMIC ATTACK


ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 06, 1956 [TODAY] AN ATOMIC EXPLOSION WAS DETECTED IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. THE DEATH COUNT IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN, BUT IT IS SUSPECTED THAT THE ENTIRE POPULATION PERISHED IN THE ATTACK.

THE ATTACK TYPE WAS A NUCLEAR ICBM THAT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE COME FROM RUSSIA.

!!!WARNING!!!
NUCLEAR WEAPONS DETECTED HEADING FOR THE FOLLOWING CITIES:
SEATTLE
RENO
DALLAS
WASHINGTON D.C.
NEW YORK



ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVISED TO REPORT TO A FALLOUT SHELTER AT ONCE. IF THERE ARE NO AVAILABLE FALLOUT SHELTERS IN YOUR AREA, PLEASE SEEK COVER IN A PROTECTED AREA.