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I just don't know how many times I've felt so strongly, or about how many other things. Ladies, gentlemen, and those that I and society would label as "other", I desperately want to melt. I would prefer to retain my ability to think, but if I couldn't I would be quite happy still were I a puddle.

Once I touched the contacts of a 9v battery to my tongue and I lit an LED with my brain. It was red.

I didn't know you were a tortoise.

You'll never guess my password in a million years!

You're a box of Munchkin!

I dislike anything made for little girls and glorified by men of my age and demographic.

Roger that, little buddy.

STRAIGHT UP PINK

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Ponies are clearly going to turn the world pink.

There's been an explosion in my pants.

It's all fun and games until somebody aspirates a marshmallow.

Virtual cooties.

MY LOONY BUN IS FINE BENI LAVA