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Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: 3.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.54

I thought I'd be more right-ward than that. Hmm.

I might hop in thar if I can find a topic that looks hot and can remember how to be intelligent. (I honestly believe that college is slowly making me stupider as time passes.)

Pot pies are also not up my alley. Go pumpkin.

Cleaning out my favourites and I found the old link. Logged in to a four month old PM asking me to come back and make things interesting. It would be rude to refuse.

Oh no, am I part of an oldby wave?

Cannot say I find meatpies very appealing.

Oh, were we having a killfest? I've nigh forgotten how to play, but I'm pretty sure I can still do that.

Odd. I come back for like, three days, and I get a half a billion net without explaination and die the next day.. clan rounds frusterate me.

No, that is not the answer. And you're not supposed to answer in the thread itself >_>

No body has managed to give me that answer yet. Which is vaguely amusing... I expected to be laughed at for posting such a simple one.

I'm dissappointed by the few responses i've recieved from this topic- does no one care to have a little fun anymore?

There are some who would argue that Shade is actually more awesome than Shadow is

Years I've been trying to talk the admins into giving me one of the kewl forum titles, but alas, it has been in vain.

So now I ask you, is Shade awesome enough to deserve a fancy title?

What title would YOU give me?

[so naturally these here applications should be done via PM and absolutely not mentioned in this thread or any other.]

Do you enjoy schemeing the downfall of your enemies?
Do you enjoy disproportionate revenge again percieved slights in overly convoluted manners?
Maybe just chaos for it's own sake?

Have I got a deal for you!

I am now offering a little program that I call a 'Shade-y apprenticeship'

I can teach you to refine your strategies to more efficient forms, and aid you in developing your very own zany schemes, but more importantly, I can offer the resources to make those schemes a reality, and invite you to share in the profit and fun of schemes of my own.

There are limited spots available! Apprentices will be chosen by application.

Applicants should demonstrate:
a) A reasonable basic understanding of the game. I don't mind if you're not a great player, or don't know how to run a decent strat, but I don't want to have to explain what 'food' does. There are training clans for that.
b) The willingness to obey strange, unreasonable, nonsensical, and often detrimental orders simply because you were instructed to obey them.
c) A sense of humor!

If any of you have heard of me or the way I operate, you might know that I prefer some amount of secrecy in my operations. That includes who's working for me, so naturally these here applications should be done via PM and absolutely not mentioned in this thread or any other.

Applicants are subject to testing.

Also, for the sake of randomness (and because I heard this one today) all applicants must solve this simple riddle and submit the answer via PM to be considered: "I have three lines, four angles. Second in line. In heavan, and hell. What am I?"


P.s. All applicants should address me as 'Master Shade'

I do hope the stories did me justice.

I might just consider that, however, previous experience has taught me that 2 am is not a proper time for scheming.

Plotting will resume tommorrow. Or later today, depending on one's viewpoint.

Ooooo. I should start a clan and kick you guys around again... I wonder if any of my old puppets clanmates are around...