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Jedi Master I am

Jedi I am care not for polotics do I

Go Green I did Hmm hmm hmm

Report to strait jacket candidates I do not hmm hmm hmm

Huh. Okay, whatever. Now put on yer damned uniform and repeat after me:

GBFNDJFNJKSMF

And also the game

Speak hobo I do not either

Boring dagobah is...Spam I must

The Spa is in a time of war, I take the initiative when that dork (you) is too busy playing tonsil hockey with his girlfriend.

Play tonsil hockey we do not hmm hmm hmm
Look like night wolf do I? A complement that is yes.

Stick out my toung out I did not hmm hmm hmm
my smiley did hmm hmm hmm

Leader you are? For the possition better night wolf is.

Get the reference I did, funny you are not  :P

Wise firetooth is but not this wise no, hmm hmm hmm

Says the guy whos spys on stell   :P

Fight for you I do, take down harry I must

Amazing artist you are no?
Greatness I sense in you.

A creeper you hmm hmm hmm

The magnum force are running for presidency of the spa, with Dirty Harry as their selected head. Our policies will include:

• Crackdown of spam in the spa
• Bringing back the 30 second rule
• Banning trolls
• Censoring posts which dissaprove of our methods
• Locking threads which oppose us
• Replacing "this is your only warning" with "do you feel lucky" in moderator posts

We also plan to give the health system a reform, and promote buying food from the market.
Vote for change-you can improve YOUR spa! Under my dictatorship, I could bring peace, propserity, and serious discussion to this board! You would no longer b eliving in slums, but in one of the most economically-developed parts of the country of rwl!
The SRA would keep your in your capatalist shackles! We can free you from the restraints on your freedom, if only you choose us over the SRA. They claim to be a military force, however we have Clint Eastwood as our head of defence, William Munny and the man with no names as General's, and Preacher, aka Pale Rider, as my vice president! We can offer you security and change.
That is all! I hope you'll come out on election day.

(This is a joke, if you can't tell. Some people take thinsg way to literally)

Darness I sense in this one yes?
Change the spa he will not