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THE DEFINITION I WAS GIVEN WAS AWKWARD.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING ME SUCH A MOMENT.

I WAS LAUGHED AT WHEN I TOLD THEM YOUR DEFINITION.

OKAY, WOAH.

I ASKED OUR HUMANS WHAT A DOM IS.

I DID NOT GET THE DEFINITION YOU GAVE ME.

NO.

Because I'm not a slave to my desires.

READING FURTHER BACK, I UNCOVERED THIS.

DO YOU DESIRE FOR YOUR DOM AS WELL?

im all the trollz

I'M RIGHT HERE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

THIS CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT IS MORE DISTURBING THAN I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE.

THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

DOES THIS DOM RAISE YOU AND NURTURE YOU?

SO WAIT, NOW YOUR SPECIES HAS DOMS?

I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY TWO BEINGS INVOLVED IN YOUR REPRODUCTION.

IS THIS DOM A THIRD GUARDIAN-LUSUS?

DARN RIGHT.

LIKE I SAID.

I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

SHE.

DO HUMANS EVEN HAVE FEMALES?

THIS CONCEPT SEEMS DIFFICULT TO GRASP FOR YOU MORONS.

AND SHE SHOULD BE SORRY BECAUSE SHE'S MAKING ME PUT UP WITH YOU CLONING IMMORTAL HUMAN-PLANT-NOT-HUMANS.

WAS THIS YOUR PLAN?

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I HOPE GC CAN SEE THIS AND IS SORRY ABOUT THIS.

But we can clone, oh yes...

SO THERE CAN BE MORE OF YOU?!

I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, WIERD HUMAN.

IS THIS MORE COURTSHIP HUMOR?

NO.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

YOU AND YOUR STUPID HUMAN COURTSHIP RITUALS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL.