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YOUR FACE WOULD DISGUST ME AS WELL IF I COULD SEE IT.

AND I HEAVILY DOUBT YOU CAN SEE MINE, SO YOUR "INSULT" DOES NOTHING FOR ME.

NOTHING AT ALL.

MHM.

THERE.

I AM COMMUNICATING ON YOUR LEVEL NOW.

DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE?

THE PONIES DISGUST ME.

STOP.

I WAS TALKING TO YOU.

WHAT PLOT?

HECK NO.

YOU ALREADY TURNED EQUIUS.

HE'S BEEN SINGING THAT THEME SONG ALL DAY.

I JUST SAID IT WAS FAKE.

BUT ONCE AGAIN, YOUR SPECIES ISN'T THE SMARTEST I'VE SEEN.

I'D RETURN THE GESTURE, BUT IT SEEMS POINTLESS SEEING AS YOU CAN'T VIEW IT.

THERE IS NOTHING TO READ BETWEEN THOSE LINES.

IT'S BLANK.

OR AS GC MIGHT PUT IT, "A LARGE AND VASTLY DISAPPOINTING EXPANSE OF GRAY" OR SOME OTHER LAME IDIOCY.

AND EVEN THEN, WHY WOULD THERE BE AN INDEX FINGER THERE?

OR ANY OF THE SIX FINGERS A TROLL HAS?

(THAT WASN'T REAL. I SAID THAT TO MESS WITH YOUR STUPID MINDS.)

AGAIN WITH THE DOM.

I WATCHED ABOUT 4 MINUTES OF IT BEFORE THE URGE TO VOMIT BECAME TOO OBVIOUS.

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR IDIOTIC CULTURE.

THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING

A BUCKET

YOU THREW A BUCKET OF WATER ON HIM

GOOD GOG

I THINK I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER OR WHATEVER THE HECK YOU HUMAN-SPAMMERS CALL IT.

WHY IS THAT CANDY SO COLORFUL

IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

*throws a bucket of water at pippin*

OH GOG

OH GOG

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT

JEGUS HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!

AND I THOUGHT MY MEMOS WERE REALLY OFF TOPIC.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.