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SO YOU ATTACK THE BEING YOU WORSHIP?

I KNOW WHAT AN IDIOT IS, IDIOT.

WHAT, DID YOU THINK I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL PRETTY LITTLE MONKEYS THIS WHOLE TIME?

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.

BUT THE SENTIMENT OF COPYING AND PASTING THAT WHOLE THING WAS RATHER TOUCHING.

WHAT IS LAND FARM?

WHAT IS THIS DEITY OF WHICH YOU WORSHIP?

I COULD HAVE SWORN THE LAST ONE WAS RIDICULOUSLY COLORED HOOFBEASTS.

I GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME AN IDIOT TOO, WHATEVER.

I DON'T CARE.

NAUGHTY IS AN IDIOTIC WORD.

JERK IS PROBABLY MORE LIKE IT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT, GAMZEE.

VRISKA, SHUT UP.

JUST SHUT UP.

THAT IS SO IDIOTIC I JUST CAN'T EVEN FIND THE RIGHT WORDS TO TELL YOU OFF WITH.

OH, PITY.

I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT.

Okay. As long as he/she/it is nice.

KANAYA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AGAINST YOUR PITIFUL SPECIES.

SHE HARDLY EVEN LIKES COMING ON THE COMPUTER TO TROLL YOU.

SHE PREFERS THE ROSE HUMAN.

AW [poop] ANOTHER TERRIBLE TROLL!
I'll grab the flamethrower  :-\

HEY.

LEAVE KANAYA ALONE.

GOOD.

I'M GLAD I COULD GIVE YOU THIS ONE HAPPINESS.

may i consume you?

WHAT

NO

YES. YOU'RE ALL FREAKING BRILLIANT.

I AM THE MAN WHO RUNS YOUR SMALL SPAMMER-HUMAN GROUP EVEN THOUGH I AM A TROLL, CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU, AND PROBABLY LIVE IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT UNIVERSE THAN YOU.

NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I HATE ALL OF YOUR GUTS.

WELL DONE.

wur iz gc¿ she betta dan u∴ bringa her on/ naught u, u smelly

GC IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE BANNED EVERYONE ELSE FROM THE COMPUTERS.

I AM THE LEADER.

IT IS ME.

GOOD.

I'M GLAD I COULD GIVE YOU THIS ONE HAPPINESS.