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I shall grant you the infinite ability to BREAK the very FABRIC of spacetime in all instances of existence, even those preceding space and time.

And why not? We have much in common despite common dismissal to the fact.

h0w d0 y0u kn0w i w0uld like that ability

An entire city that is full of glass buildings that you can break for all eternity.

again, tempting

but it is n0t t0 be

i have n0 redr0m feelings f0r y0u

If you accept, I will give you an entire warehouse full of objects to break for all eternity.

tempting.

but we are n0t t0 be matesprits. 0ur fates d0 n0t all0w f0r this.

Welcome, candidate number 0439. You are given the once-in-a-lifetime chance to be wife, or "matesrdfsfewhatever" to me, Ungatt Trunn II, Mod of Spa, Commander of the Spa Federation.

Your duties will be whatever the hell you want I just don't care anymore. I'll give you a b-52 and let you bomb the neighboring tribes if you wish. Or something more homely, like making me sandwiches and taking care of the brood while I conquer the forums. It is up to you.

The reason for this unity would be both to have those duties above fulfilled, and to bring peace between our kinds so we can all work for a common goal with our combined power.

If monetary compensation is needed to acquire your companionship, it's just a shot away.

Do you accept, or have any questions/objections?

I d0nt think this is a g00d idea,

ribbit.

Eridan

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i d0n't kn0w what a c0mmie is

i'm starting t0 d0ubt the p0tential y0u h0ld

what an easy way t0 win a sessi0n

th0ugh endless

there are many pe0ple here wh0 share the desire f0r the last w0rd

hell0