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I had to retell a story that I knew in less than two pages.  Due to the size constraint its not as detailed as I wanted.  But non the less,  I give you, Little White Patch

Little White Patch
   Once upon a time there was a little villa just south of a mighty river in the land far far to the south.  In this villa all the villagers wore white,  all of them but one little girl.  A very young girl with tiny golden curls dressed in robes dyed red with blood, only her hood remained white.  A sweet girl by nature and innocent as a rose, a rose with many many many thorns.  The young girl was the daughter of the best weapons dealer in the entire country of far far to the south.  She was code-name, Little White Patch.
   One day Little White Patch's mother received an order from her grandmother on the other side of the river.  A shipment of guns and machetes were needed to supply the Guerrilla's she took care of.  Little White Patch's mother had so many supply orders that she could not make the delivery herself; so she told Little White Patch to follow the path to her grandmothers house to bring her the order.
   The next morning Little White Patch took up her lunch basket filled with guns and machetes, and set off for her grandmother's house.  The paths through the jungle of far far to the south were thick and hard to follow and soon Little White Patch became lost.  Walking deep into the jungle struggling to find her way she soon stumbled across a wolf.  This was no ordinary wolf she could see by the way he stood on his hind paws and looked at her with all too yellow eyes.
   ?Why little girl, what would bring you so far into the jungle?  Have you lost your way my precious?? Came the all too sweet voice from the wolf.
   ?I was just on my way to my grandmother's house on the other side of the river to give her some of my mothers special cookies, but I lost my way.  Could you tell me where I might find the bridge to cross the river??  Asked the little girl, her face wrinkled in her plea for help.
   ?Why yes little girl, I know where it is.  Go straight ahead until you see a large stone, from there turn right, if you walk straight ahead you will find the river.  If you follow the river due east you will soon find the bridge.? Lied the wolf.
   ?Thank you kind sir! You were most helpful.? And so Little White Patch followed the path the wolf had told her to follow.
   The Wolf was sly however, and loved cookies.  I told her the longest way to get to that small house on the other side of the river.  I will beat her there and take all her cookies for myself.  Thought the devious wolf as he set off in the direction of the house.  When he arrived he made quick work of Little White Patch's grandmother, threw on her night gown, and jumped into her bed pulling the blankets up high.
   Many hours later in the dark of night, Little White Patch found her grandmothers house.  Inside only a single lamp was lit, casting dark shadows all around the room.  Little White Patch saw her grandmother laying in bed with the cover up high.
   ?Why grandmother its so warm, are you not hot in that cover?? Asked Little White Patch.
   ?No my dear, I am just ill.? Replied the crafty Wolf.
   ?Why grandmother your ears are so large.?
   ?All the better to hear you with, now will you give me one of your cookies??
   ?And grandmother your eyes are so yellow.?  Said Little White Patch.
   ?All the better to see you with, now would you give me one of your cookies??
   ?Why grandmother your teeth are so large and red.?
   ?All the better to eat you and those cookies with.? Said the wolf leaping from the bed with his mouth open to snap off Little White Patch's head.  But Little White Patch was too fast for the wolf, pulling an AK-47 from her basket, she unloaded a clip into his skull.  The wolfs blood covered the room, and coated Little White Patch from head to toe, every bit of her, including her white hood.
   When she returned to the villa, her white patch now dripping in crimson, her name became Little Red Riding Hood, and she grew to become the best arms dealer in far far to the south.

I owned reg.

Score.


and now, peace out bishes, lol.

hmm Turbo says I have Land: 17,753.

But, construction page says I have
15,914

And cannot build any more... a bug?

lol, this is getting ridiculous!  It's impossible to run a decent strat without knowing when the game will be reset.  Any clue this time?  Will it be soon like tomorrow? Will it be half way through the month?  Will it just stretch this entire month and then reset on normal time next month?   We need to know O.o... Can we make Retto sign like... a policy that gives us his soul if he does not warn us and reset on time?

Turbo is SO LAND STARVED, its so sad ;.; 

Is there anyway we can get a bot; like L L scouting, who does nothing but scout every time he gets full turns?  Instead of just waiting till he gets low on acerage?

Or have an account in the start of the game with like an extra 100k acres on it? 
Turbo is fun and has the turn masses to make it a faster paced game, but the lack of land is slowing it down.

Any other ideas or possibilities?

Ok, Retto enabled leaders again this round but forgot to put huts back into the game... so we have leader slots... but not the ability to produce them ;.; sad day

I was hoping that this round we can get a fair 24 hour notice before the reset.   The last few rounds have run over and then just out of no where been reset, which kills some strats people might be working on as the round is extended.  Can we institute a 24 hour notice policy?  That if a round is running over for any reason, the players be given a 24 hour notice before the round is reset?   That way people who were playing won't stop for a while thinking the reset will be any moment, and a lot of accounts just go on vacation.  What do you think?

Since this round started kinda... really late <,<  are we gonna go another leaderless round after this one?  Would be kind of cool, as so far it seems everything is pretty evened out and leaders aren't dominating.  Either that or what are the chances of getting another game set up, like a copy of turbo or reg and have it be leaderless all the time? 

... >.>  it's now the 9th... is there going to be a reset this month?  I mean the month is half over already...  Are we gonna just let it go and skip this reset and just hit the next one?   Just wondering if its worth still playing this round or just waiting for a reset.

Alright, this is becoming an annoying issue, almost making it not worth playing the game.  It's abosolutely hog wash to see rounds of "winners" and "emporers" who were put there rather than earned it.   This round of Reg, Blankshot was put to #1 through intentional maxing by wolf snare.  Last round it was Josh and cloud.   Its been going on and it frankly, is the same as exploiting game rules and is a form of cheating.   Is there some way of getting the intentional maxing of another player written as an official offence of the rules?   

Hey, sorry I honesty can't remember for the life of me.  What time is the reset of Turbo usually?

K I made a new account on Turbo and need it activated.  My old one is now dead, so #53 M&Ms is my new personage.  If I could get it reactivated that would rock.

Lol, I have officially ben pwned!  First time, that rocks.  Am surprised I lived this long lol.

Wow... I thought this place died a long while back... back in the days of well... long time ago.   TY Boggsy! he told me it was still alive, and so I came back to play around a bit and see how it goes.   *tosses skittles around* YAY FOR SKITTLES!  And Hello to all those who knew me, and hi to those who don't yet.

 AYe, that's right.  I am taking a break.  I am no good at the whole startin- off-with-everyone-else-at-the-same-time-and-trying-to-break-into-the-lead- while-everyone-is-pummeling-everyone-else-and-you-try-to-get-a-level-footing strat.  SOOOOO I will be taking a few weeks break from playing the game.  However, I will still swing by the forums.  Hoorah!

I did sign up with an account, just for a funky low number XP  so I am #13 Winters Lul.  Question, if I don't leave protection is it still considered vacation and I don't get diactivated for innactivity?

 Wow, that took long enough, but I finaly made it to 500 posts!  hoorah!  only another 500 for custom title.... wow...

 hmm lots have changed in my absense.  Look I got me a new avatar! behold the shiney glowing holyness of skittles!  hehe do they still have custom titles?  I do hope so. ^^ *has always wanted one* hehehe

 Well after that I am back to play the game, not the forums really but the game non the less, with a friend of mine.  

Is anyone around I once knew?  

I am  #300 Winters lul

 Ok, this goes against all my regulations and beleifs.  All the arguments I have stated that a "good bye" post is not something that should be left.  I also am porving myself a falso teller in that I said I was going to just poof and be gone.   So here I am now, I am telling you all that I am leaving for good.  I am still debating on whether to continue playing the game, but 70% says no.   The reason I am posting this is not to get elaborate good-byes but to say, if you want to keep in contact with me there are the following ways.

IM's
AIM: foogernoogan
MSN:rubber_ducky_squadron@hotmail.com

e-mail

rubber_ducky_squadron@hotmail.com

and then there is my Live Journal which I am tryign to find more friends to add to it.  

http://www.livejournal.com/users/beemboy7

So keep in contact people!  I love lots of you a lot, and destest none of you.   Yet others here I don't even know.  Good bye and fare thee well.

 I keep trying to log in and it brings me to a page taht says "you are not logged in, click here to log in"  no matter how many times I try it always brings me there.  I dun want my account deleted for inactivity!  help?