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 -puts on Beatles record 'Revolver.  Listens to the song which Burninate has just quoted.-

-hums the tune.-

Also, ROFL is ACTUALLY rolling on floor laughing.

 -catches cutout.  Steals Retto while Ashyra's sleeping.  Throws both Dixie and Ashyra into the duckpond.  Sneaks away while they're recovering, and puts Retto in a *safe* place, of which Ashyra and Dixie don't know.  So they can't find him.  Then ships Otter-Backwards (NOT Retto) to New York to throw off Dixie and Ashyra.  Currently, the real Retto is in Peru, wearing an Alpaca Poncho, straw hat, loose slacks, and with a sunburn and with his hair died black.

 I, personally, do not trust Bush, and still need convincing that its really Saddam.  In any case ... what difference will it make?  I mean, the Iraqi resistance will still be up and running ... the Americans aren't getting the message - namely, right, you've liberated us, now get out.

 WLM (Weasel Liberation Movement), I think that those 'Worship Retto' and 'Worship Stormclaw' buttons which... -blanks.-... never mind... are enough.  We don't need worship Nero buttons.  Hey!  This computer is not very good with Roman history... it does not recognize Nero as a valid word.  Stupid computer.  As for favorite Roman, I'd have to take any peaceful one.  Like Julius or Domitian.  Nero also seems pretty peaceful.